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- Owner of a used Kia Optima - - Director of two underappreciated student short films - - Believer of the existence of ghouls - He/him

Joined September 2020
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Every once in a while I’ll remember this and have a good laugh
Every year has at least one movie that gets hyped up as a “monumental cinematic achievement” and the early praisers gotta walk it back a bit once normal people get to watch it
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Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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marty mouser
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GOLD LIL UZI VERT SKIN & COSMETICS Will replace A$AP Rocky in the Pirate Chest Prizes in 15 minutes
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Found this gem weeks ago
PLEASE someone edit Chris Hansen with the song little girls by oingo boingo
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Fly
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I hate this but I don’t think it was ever supposed to be good #ntbts #ntbtstm
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The Average Treasure Hour Experience
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my fuckass plundaaargh sprite whenever I open a chest
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sorry to talk about dr*pout again but Total Forgiveness was actually the most interesting and transgressive thing they’ve ever made and to see their fans talk about it you’d think everyone involved had shot babies in the street
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Why is everyone arguing over who should be the next James Bond when we've got this lad right here.
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Can we have a moment of silence for MAGA tonight?
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msu vs umich rn
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msu and umich tonight
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me when I meet wallace & gromit
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if I were dating an artsy film girl I would send this to her, captioned "us." but I'm not. so what's even the point.
Snoopy & Miffy’s shared film diary.
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Replying to @TimSweeneyEpic
There are literally 1000’s of posts with this vile garbage in my X feed:
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You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works: The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice. Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures: • 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit • 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access • 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal • 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling • 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track • 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen • 1:127 - Gizmo (any) During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate: • Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x • Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x • Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.
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Mr. Think & Mr. Say
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