Tesla -10 percent tomorrow.
Elon clearly trying to keep Tesla low
Shareholders should sue . This is fraud.
Take I haven’t heard but it hit me like a truck: Elon doesn’t deny merger so that SpaceX stays propped up. Not the other way around.
This isnt the face or demeanor of someone deeply worried about humanities future. This is the face of someone who was wired 20 million and is having gay orgies after he’s done larping
That’s exactly what he did 😭
If you invested $1,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $10
The guy In chart of alignment at Anthropic look like this . Yeah I think we’re defintley fucked
Each of elons tweets are just pr responses to the Tesla posts. Holy shit this shit is so obvious that he’s keeping Tesla stock low.
Tesla board forced musks hand for cybercab announcement. Musk reluctantly agreed, but his plan is to still crash stock price or keep it as low as possible before merger to get as much voting power as possible.
🚨I’m hearing reports that there is an Optimus hand job demo at event 🚨
@wholemars will be first to recieve a hand job from a male Optimus
Looks like tomorrow’s event is nothing burger as details trickle in and overnight market shits the bed. Looks like they’ll release 45 cybercabs which isn’t enough to indicate Tesla can scale much more.



















