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I can say with 100% confidence that TSLA will never trade above $400 again
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Tesla -10 percent tomorrow. Elon clearly trying to keep Tesla low Shareholders should sue . This is fraud.
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Change my mind: Old roadster design was better
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Take I haven’t heard but it hit me like a truck: Elon doesn’t deny merger so that SpaceX stays propped up. Not the other way around.
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This isnt the face or demeanor of someone deeply worried about humanities future. This is the face of someone who was wired 20 million and is having gay orgies after he’s done larping
Is this the facial expression you'd expect of someone gravely concerned about AI threatening human extinction in the next 12 months?
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That’s exactly what he did 😭
If you invested $1,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $10
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The guy In chart of alignment at Anthropic look like this . Yeah I think we’re defintley fucked
Jacob is correct here—we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans! I personally think it is >10% within the next decade. I believe Anthropic is trying its best, but we do not yet have a plan to solve alignment for superintelligence and are not clearly on track to.
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What an epic endorsement from a grifting legend
Replying to @Polymarket
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Wait I predicted it would be a nothing burger. The “exclusive” totally gave it away.
“Exclusive access” It’s over ain’t it ?
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Elon now posting about how Tesla is overvalued 😭
We’ve come a long way. Tesla IPO value was a thousandth of its current value!
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Everyone owes @MKBHD an apology. 😭
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Each of elons tweets are just pr responses to the Tesla posts. Holy shit this shit is so obvious that he’s keeping Tesla stock low.
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Tesla board forced musks hand for cybercab announcement. Musk reluctantly agreed, but his plan is to still crash stock price or keep it as low as possible before merger to get as much voting power as possible.
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🚨I’m hearing reports that there is an Optimus hand job demo at event 🚨 @wholemars will be first to recieve a hand job from a male Optimus
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Looks like tomorrow’s event is nothing burger as details trickle in and overnight market shits the bed. Looks like they’ll release 45 cybercabs which isn’t enough to indicate Tesla can scale much more.
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Dude couldn’t take a little bit of criticism 🫤
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I completely forgot about the nvidia fairy. I used to crank my tiny hog to that shit like 4 times a day.
In honor of the earnings call, here's an embarrassing photo of 18 year old me with "Dawn the NVidia fairy" at E3 2003
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“Exclusive access” It’s over ain’t it ?
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The Muskconomist 🚀 retweeted
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Your future doctor is getting plowed right now when she should be studying
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