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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Follow Me If You Want To Live πŸ€– 🀬 Extremely Disgruntled Postal Worker πŸ“¦ πŸ’ͺ Sober 5/21/2014 β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή 🦫 Not Your Average Muskrat 🦫 ♦️ Poker Legend πŸ€ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Memphis, TN
Joined January 2024
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Remember that time in 2007 when General Wesley Clark warned you about the United States’ plan to invade Iran?
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Muskrat Piss 🦫 retweeted
Mystery bounties are here! To celebrate, I’m giving away 10 $5.50 tickets 🎟️ To enter, simply: βœ… Followβ€¨βœ… Like + RTβ€¨βœ… Reply with your @CoinPoker_OFF username Don't have an account? Sign up with code AD and I will send you $20 when you deposit at least $10πŸ‘‡
PGT ONLINE KICKS OFF THIS SUNDAY! We're opening the series with two major events, both starting at 17:30 UTC! πŸ† $530 PGT Kickoff - $1M Prize Pool πŸ† $55 PGT Kickoff - $200K Prize Pool The first of six series in a year of @PokerGOTour Online action on CoinPoker. Which one are you playing?
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Flop came. Hit my set. Looked safe. Shoved all in…..and then…..the bullshit came 😐🀦
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FML! 🀬🀬🀬🀬 15 mins into Mystery Bounty and chill and my QQ ran into JJ All-in pre flop. Guess what the river card was….πŸ˜πŸ‘‡
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Almost time to punt this 🏈 $33 mystery bounty tournament 🏟️ on ClubWPT πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚ They gone learn today‼️πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ†
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Thou hast F**Kith upith nowith πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ’ͺπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’ͺ
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Muskrat Piss 🦫 retweeted
Mystery Bounties are coming to @CoinPoker_OFF and I've got 10x $5.50 satellite tickets to give away πŸ‘€ Want one? 🎟️ Follow me ♠️ Like + repost πŸ’¬ Reply with your CoinPoker username Winners announced Nov 13! No account yet? Sign up with code APE πŸ‘‡ apestyles.click/apestyles GL everyone!
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First hand of the tournament… 😐 I shoved all in on the turn and they called and rivered their heart. TMFINRβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜‚ Oh well, back to Coin Poker πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
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I did it again‼️πŸ’ͺπŸ†πŸ’ͺ Y’all done really F**Ked up now! 😭
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Muskrat Piss 🦫 retweeted
WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF COINPOKER! Since March, we've broken records, reached new milestones, and grown alongside our players. Now, we're taking things even further. Mystery bounties, private tables, a rebuilt mobile experience, and 40+ more improvements shaped by your feedback. The Next Level is LIVE NOW
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Y’all done F**Ked up now‼️ πŸ’ͺπŸ† πŸ’ͺ πŸ€πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† πŸ€
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Just won πŸ† a Doll Hair! πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ€·
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Muskrat Piss 🦫 retweeted
This is going to be an epic 5M free entry tournament on @ClubWPTGold. 1M guaranteed for first place. There are multiple day 1s. You can re-enter for 100 chips, but I’m giving away re-entries to 10 people who reply to this tweet with their username + tag a friend. Winners will be selected randomly tomorrow at 3pm PT.
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Muskrat Piss 🦫 retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Our BIGGEST online event EVER is coming! You won’t want to miss this one... 🎟️To celebrate, we’re giving away 10 TICKETS! All you need to do is: πŸ” Retweet this post πŸ‘₯ Tag a friend who has ZERO chance of winning We’re picking 10 RANDOM WINNERS
Our biggest online event yetπŸ’° All November πŸ‘€
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All young. All healthy. All Pfizer. All were told safe and effective. I am blessed to be dear friends with the parents of these innocent children. We support and love each other. Pain that nobody should have to endure. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Well FML 🀬🀦 I flopped a straight in the Mystery Bounty Tournament 🏟️ I shove all-in and get two callers. Board runs out JT777 giving both opponents a Full House 🏠🀬😐
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Y’all done F**Ked up now‼️πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ† πŸ€
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My special boy. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’” He was told safe and effective.
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Won this beautiful ticket 🎟️ Unfortunately I went down right away in the PKO. Had 3 Aces and lost to a flush. Flush beats a pretend Full House πŸ πŸ˜‚πŸ€·
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Winter ❄️ is coming πŸ₯Ά
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