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Clutch since day one but car twitter still asks what will I bring to the table 🚮
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You don't always need to show people how much you know.
Sometimes, letting others underestimate you reveals more about them than revealing everything you know.
Law 21: Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker.
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Minimize your generosity. This generation doesn't remember anything. When the giver goes broke, the receiver gossips and laughs.
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I'm not going to dilute my vocabulary or over-explain my intentions simply because you've chosen to approach my words with hostility rather than intellectual curiosity
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Kenya's top 1% starts at just ~KSh 2.8M.
But the 1% of the 1%? Around KSh 130M+, held by ~5,500 people.
What do you think explains such a steep wealth cliff in Kenya?
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Successful people have one thing in common: they don’t take losing personally.
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Fears and insecurities are unconsciously created by you. If you do not create them, they do not exist. You are the author stop writing fear into your story.
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When you finally realize it’s not about cutting off sin it’s about loving God so much that your desire to sin no longer exists.
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I'm begging you bro, at least one more run.
Your best years are not behind you.
Pick yourself up. Rebuild yourself.
Your prime is about to begin.
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me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
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Mimi pesa ikiingia nitabadilika,apo naye sitawadanganya. Infact,most of the things I do now,and entertain,is because of my peasantry. Pesa ikiniitikia kuna mambo sitawahi jaribu tena. Kwanza kupanda matatu! Eih! Bwana I have suffered in this public vehicles. Unajua hakuna kitu mbaya kama kukua mrefu,alafu kwa matatu ukae kando ya mtu mnono, mtu amekalia kiti yako three quarter na yake full, Can you imagine the sitting position I had to come up with not to fall off my seat? Pale Miguu lazima niweke kama mtu ako na hii ugonjwa inaitwa rickets! Akiamungu safari ya 25minutes unaskia nikama mnaenda garissa 8 hours
Na kamama kako tu hapo kanaskiza TikTok za I will not get married. Who will marry you Truphena? With this weight of a rhino? Gari inapiga corner namna hii ile quarter ilikua imebaki inameswo,nabaki nimekalia hewa kama jamaa wa Shaolin temple. Aki fat people! Mimi nikipata gari matatu naye sitawahi rudi. Ni heri niuse bibi yangu ndio nipate sa mafuta. I have suffad enough!
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i think everyone should attempt to build something at least once in their life. the experience will completely change how you look at businesses, money and people.
























