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Joined March 2012
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BREAKING!!! I lied. Nothing is BREAKING!!! My wife and I have posted another podcast episode on our channel youtube.com/@nikkiandjimnyc
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Why are you so lonely? I've got the cure #badgirls
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I just asked an AI to ‘imagine all the pizza living life in pizza.’ I think this work speaks for itself.
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A nurse and her doddering hospice patient. My wife (msNikkiNorton on IG) and I in Cleveland.
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My uncle choked to death on a life saver
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We grew up so poor we could only listen to Duran.
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Shout out to the top five corns in the world, creamed, pop, Capri, Children of the, and uni.
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👏THE👏NEW👏YORK👏GIANTS👏ARE👏THE👏SAME👏SIZE👏AS👏OTHER👏TEAMS👏AND👏NOT👏GIANTS👏AT👏ALL👏THE👏NEW👏YORK👏GIANTS👏ARE👏A👏LIE👏STOP👏THE👏LIES!👏
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RIP Sinead O’Connor
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You only hear about Oath Keepers. Shout out to all the Oath Donors out there. Stop hoarding your oaths and whatnot.
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👏AMERICA👏HAS👏NO👏PLAN👏FOR👏WHEN👏THE👏BURGER👏KING👏DIES👏WAKE👏UP👏SHEEPLE!👏
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The Super Mario Bros get all the love. Shout out to all the Average Mario Bros out there. You are good enough. You are loved and whatnot.
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Come and get it....bitches 😈 #standupcomedian #funny #special
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Who else agrees that a dude who puts "feminist" in his bio just wants to get laid?
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Happy Patrice O'Neal Harassment Day! youtu.be/q-8k-Ep0EeE
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Happy Harassment Day. Use promo codes LoveforPatrice or LoveforPatriceCombo at patriceoneal.com to purchase his comedy albums. In loving memory. Thank you… @patriceonealofficial Patrice O’Neal 12/07/69 - 11/29/11 💛🙏🏼💛 #StayInTheLight #LoveForPatrice
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A deep full throated burp when you're all alone with no reason to temper its intensity is one of the more underrated joys of being alive. #joy #Happiness
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Same, yo. And you can't possibly understand unless you've been in our shoes.
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I have agreed to run the United Kingdom wish me luck running the United Kingdom open to ideas for running the United Kingdom I will leave a suggestion box outside my castle or whatever.
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Thanks everyone.
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