@MyFirstCousin

Tweeting direct from my mother's basement. Opinions are mostly mine. Orthodox atheist.

 Brisbane, Queensland
Joined January 2013
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Ida 🇵🇸@ida_skibenes10h
It’s a pretty good day waking up in Norway, knowing Trump hates us and that we have universal healthcare, clean water, free higher education AND Erling Haaland 🙂‍↕️
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Trump's responses to Obama's description of him are even more damaging to him than Obama's descriptions of him.
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Megatron
@Megatron_ron6h
JUST IN: Gadi Eisenkot, Israeli opposition candidate with huge chance of wining the elections says Iran didn’t have nuclear weapons “Netanyahu is delusional, he knew Iran did not have nuclear weapons”
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Gandalv
@Microinteracti18h
Please, whatever you do, don't share this photograph of Obama receiving his Nobel.
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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada12h
Hey America, I don’t mean to brag or anything but our leader doesn’t talk about people’s asses during his speeches because he’s not a demented fucking moron.
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Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸
@yousef_ki111h
Do you support Palestine? ○ Yes ○ No
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Wouldn't it be good to have a well mannered, educated, non pedophile, non felon president in the Whitehouse again, you know like Barak Obama.
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More of this!
stranger@strangerous1018h
“How do you tastefully satirise someone’s vaginal prolapse? You don’t”💥 Monique Ryan rips shreds off Pauline Hanson for attacking her rivals with violent & misogynistic cartoons. Says it’s time media stop ‘giving a public voice’ to someone who spreads so much negative trash.💯
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So inclusive. Is it asking too much to have a civilised and harmonious world to live in. 🙏❤️
Pop Core
@TheePopCore23h
LULA celebrates his reelection alongside ERIKA HILTON, a Brazilian transgender congresswoman!
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Mark Carney looking to rename the US as 'Lower Canada'.
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Trump lashes out at Obama for joking that White House looks ‘like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory’ – live theguardian.com/us-news/live…

Republican and Democratic ex-governors issue rare joint endorsement for South Carolina Senate...

Republican David Beasley and Democrat Jim Hodges back Democrat Annie Andrews to flip seat held by Lindsey Graham’s Trump-backed sister Darline

theguardian.com
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What would you do if you were enjoying Christmas dinner with your loved ones and Donald Trump knocked on your door?
5%Make like nobody's home
0%Just ignore him
82%Tell him to fuck off
14%Invite him in
22 votes • 23 hours
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
@BrittanyinTexas5h
I never heard Obama call anyone fat, talk about penises or asses, lie about an election he lost, or threaten to punch a protester. I never watched him turn the presidency into a spectacle of insults & bizarre behavior. God, I miss having a dignified president who made us proud.
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The Australian government is making a huge miscalculation by not criticizing the genocide of the Palestinians.
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COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 25
I’ve watched several videos of Barack Obama’s speech in Michigan, and God, do I miss having a president who can speak in complete sentences and has a vocabulary beyond that of a 12-year-old.
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Kate Emerson 🇵🇸 🔻🍉
@KateEmersonBri20h
Canada's Mark Carney has congratulated President Lula, and so have many other leaders. But nothing from Albanese and Wong...i guess they don't want to offend Trump and Netanyahu. But i bet they will congratulate whoever wins the Israeli elections this week.
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💧Michael West
@MichaelWestBiz3h
Yes Your Honour, I swear Bibi is a great guy, also honest as the day is long
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When a nuclear bomb hits Tel Aviv it won't be coming from Iran.
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Maxene@MaxeneSeem2h
Replying to @MyFirstCousin
He didn’t get the Nobel prize because he did nothing to earn it. It is given to people that are worthy. He is not he’s a thief, a cheat, a liar and his corrupt that doesn’t win you anything but contempt.
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Rick
@colonelhogans23h
While Piers Morgan, the Monarchy and a vile salivating and massively complicit media, made Meghan Markles life a living hell…..the Queen paid off Andrew Mountbattens victims. The hypocrisy is staggering.
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