Curtis Archduke of Uke Pitchard VI

barron trump in a sleazy manhattan bar telling girls his dad will name a body of water after her

Thor dies in Doomsday btw

Me when they ask me to go smartbar

Thank you, Papa Pussy Butt Boy

these streets aren’t made for my silliness anymore smh

Klay Thompson and I really both got our strides back at the same time

this was Poppy the YouTuber btw. Poppy opened for Jane’s Addiction and Smashing Pumpkins on parts of the Spirits on Fire tour.

they call me mr. music store esquire

with the passing of Richard Lloyd, I’m really shocked as to how many people have never heard of Television. They were pioneers of the American punk rock scene

“hey bro what happened to bro?” “bro you don’t wanna know bro” “why bro?” “bro it’s bad bro” “really bro?” “yes bro” “bro” “i know bro”

guardian cap on in the bar daring people to punch me in the face

confession time—i was a model train kid

15 back to back notifications cause your boy is changing the nicknames of all his fantasy football players at 10am on a Tuesday

life was so simple back then

going to CA tmr (not california…charger fan anonymous)

bulls twitter so bad we’re talking about a “great loss” like bro give it 3 years

No Vape November has been failed. I hit the cherry berry lemon seven layer dip lush ice just now.