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If the #AaronHernandez ESPN 30 for 30 isn't titled "30-to-Life” then the media has once again failed America.
BREAKING NEWS: After disappointing performance in Week 1, LA is sending the Rams back to St. Louis for Week 2.
Romo breaks his back and the #Cowboys sign the buttfumble!Could this comedy have been written any better?
#Eagles would have been better off playing Bridgewater in a wheelchair then trading for Sam Bradford.
Things you can do in the #NFL and not lose fans:
*Rape
*Homicide
*Assault
*Domestic Violence
*Drugs
Things you can't do:
*Sit Down
Everyone else loses in Las Vegas, why not the #Raiders too? LOL
Thanks #ARod for all the memories. Remember when you got caught using roids? Oh wait, that's the only news you got in the last 5 years!
BREAKING NEWS: Russell Westbrook will reportedly dunk on KD in 2016 and persuade him to brush his hair.
Michael Jordan: the best player on and off the court. Nice gesture, now if you can only lower the price of your shoes.
BREAKING NEWS: Joey Crawford gave Tim Duncan a technical foul for retiring. #TD21
Now David West, next Tim Duncan will sign w/ Warriors on a 1-yr $1k deal... I ain't sayin he a ring chaser, but he ain't messin with no 76er
"Now everyone wants to play for the Heat and the Lakers? Lets go back to being competitive and go at these people!"
-Kevin Durant, 2010.
Signing Harrison Barnes to a max offer sheet is why THE MAVS SUCK! Hope Dirk goes elsewhere! Go to a contender and get yourself a 2nd ring!
#Knicks This Season: "D-Rose passes to Melo & takes terrible shot. Noah grabs board, passes to Rose again who blows out knee going to hoop."