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Would like to know it's cutoff. I mean these are small kids. Can we reduce it to 0? No, not -40. We know that's exclusive copy right of doctors! 🙏 @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA #DhruvBhaiMBBS @DghsIndia @JPNadda #usmle Satire

चुप हो जा भाई, पता नहीं क्या? विश्व का सबसे महान डाॅक्टर भी जनरल कास्ट का है! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Always inquire an IMG's #neetpg marks before consenting for treatment! मतलब ये गधे ले दे कर एक centralised exam देते थे! उसके भी नंबर छुपाने पड रहे हैं! गधे के -40 नहीं 2,20,000 रैंक आई है! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Imagine the high healthcare will get! No Commission. No kickbacks. No incentive linked investigation. No prescription for prescription. Absolute heaven on earth! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

We request @deepigoyal to rather divert his money & energy in creating an AI DOCTOR. There will be ample evidence to prove that it works better than -40 or even -59 doctor, atleast. Shut them up. 🤣 #usmle @JPNadda #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA @DghsIndia #DhruvBhaiMBBS @NMC_BHARAT Satire

I wish @deepigoyal, the innovator of this device named Temple now divert his energy to produces an AI DOCTOR! May not be worlds best! But atleast better than -59 doctors India produces! 🤣 @DghsIndia #usmle @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA #DhruvBhaiMBBS [[Satire]]

I know a donkey doctor, who prescribed new generation anti biotic for 120 days! Was not interested to stop prescribing untill ChatGPT asked me to go & slap him very hard! 🤣 @JPNadda @DghsIndia @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS #usmle #neetpg Satire👇

भगवान इन दोनो बच्चों को लंबी आयु दे और इनको मोदी जी के बनाये डाॅक्टरों की बुरी नजर से बचाये! यही परम पिता परमेश्वर से प्रार्थना है! 🤣 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"

In either case, your cardiologist is 14 marks LESS than even a 10TH FAIL scorer! 🙏 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"

I think there is intense competition between -40 scorer & -59 scorer. Would you like to vote @Sachin_TWCN in reply below? Which doctor is best suited? (A) -40 scorer (B) -59 scorer 🤔 @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA #DhruvBhaiMBBS @DghsIndia @JPNadda @usmle Satire

हमारे यहां 5 हजार मे चपरासी की नौकरी उपलब्ध है! शर्त सिर्फ इतनी है की -40 वाले को नही मिलेगी! बाकी सभी के आवेदन आमंत्रित हैं! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Money spent entirely depends upon his branch & neetpg score If you pay multiple crores, you even get Radiology at 89/800! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

You know what happened when governs formed a commiittee to save patients from -40 doctors? The committee recommended to stop declaring doctors marks to patients! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Modi's masterclass in bypassing rot⬇️ A committee was to address the controversy of -40 achievers securing doctor titles. The final decree was to permanently wipe the scores off the radar! @JPNadda @DghsIndia @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS #usmle #neetpg Satire

Only known -40 scorer is from GENERAL CATEGORY! And we provide his complete horoscope in support of this fact 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

You know what happened in committee formed to tackle -40 scorers? The solution proposed is not to declare doctors marks at all. Even if a -59 scorer plays with your life, you won't regret! 🤣 #usmle @JPNadda #neetpg @DghsIndia #DhruvBhaiMBBS @NMC_BHARAT @MoHFW_INDIA Satire

जरूरी सूचना: अब गधे के -40 नंबर आये हैं ऐसा बोला तो Defamation केस लगेगा! अब गधे के 2,20,000 रैंक आई है ऐसा बोलना होगा! वो भी Respect के साथ! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

मोदी जी का मास्टर स्ट्रोक है! अब गद हे को -40 वाला नहीं बोलना है! अब गद हे को 2,20,00 रैंक वाला बोलना है! 📉 #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA #NMC_BHARAT @NMC_BHARAT @DghsIndia #usmle @JPNadda #DhruvBhaiMBBS 'Satire'

Let me tell you how it is even worse. He actually scored -40 marks! But he told his patients, look how much rank i got. The highest possible rank of 2,20,000! Patients proud of his doctor! 🤣 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"