Serving up cold takes & even colder ice cream. Account is as unofficial as it looks. All opinions are that of a sentient ice cream machine. EM lighthearted fun.

Emmitsburg, MD
Joined May 2022
When you’re running a little close to the deadline.
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Mufasa is a good Type 1 Ops Section Chief. #EMGTwitter.
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It looks like I’m getting some new hardware!
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FEMA Administrator, @FEMA_Deanne, stopped by to scoop up some sweet solutions at EM Hogwarts? (@FEMA_EMI) No uncertainty in this cone!!! Let's sprinkle some #selfies around the twitterverse! #EmergencyManagement
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Replying to @JaseBlunt
I called in sick after the long weekend *cough cough*
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Replying to @AngelinaMussini
Well I love you all too! In fact, you make me melt!
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Replying to @billboard71
I guess the Twitter algorithm prefers chocolate? 😂
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They said the moon is made out of cheese? Not so fast….
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