NiGE HOOD

Just watch it and see for yourself. youtube.com/live/xIbUXQ5c-oQ…

Never be ashamed to take advice

i’m not trying to be important in this world I just want to get my nut and do what I want to do. So, in a sense I have no shame, other than the shame I feel when I do not follow my heart

“No matter where I go, I can’t shake it. The club, the subway...” *turns around in line at Subway to see 2 big thugs, drops footlong “I’m not John Wick”* “Even the grocery store” *Nige inspects a melon. looks up to see a ninja hurl a knife into the Cantelop “I’m not John Wick”*

“I’m not this guy...John Wick. Whoever he is, I guess I look like him but... gosh. It’s tough man” *voice over b roll Nigel walking and ninjas jumping out to attack, Nigel putting his hands up like ‘not me, let me explain’. Ninjas apologize and walk away …

… *Nigel walks and is approached by another shady character. Nigel confused* “I have to constantly tell these random people that I’m NOT this guy they’re looking for” *Shady character slaps Nigel in the face. Nigel appalled, almost in tears says, “ow”* (Turn the page)

*Nigel unpacking in front of a brownstone* Interview: “After about a week living here, I started getting followed and approached by people I’ve never met before” *Nigel walking amongst a crowd of people, camera zooms in on a shaded face looking at him & talking into a receiver*

“I’M NOT JOHN WICK” Skit Where I live in NY and resemble John Wick and constantly have to tell assassins I’m not who they are looking to kill Interview: “Well, I lived a pretty normal life, all my Life, until...until I moved to New York” (turn the page…)

Can we curse on Twitter?

Why were 90s movies obsessed with poop gags and poop scenes? Smoky taking a shit… Pops on Friday taking a shit… Austin Powers taking a shit next to Tom Arnold… A bag full of shit set on fire in Billy Madison

Good Rest is currency.

I wish I had three of me. There are so many moves to make in one day, I wish I could attend them all. I wish I had more of me, Three would be fine

I remember when you had to text in tweets from you phone’s SMS, yet I still get carded. #agist lol

Niggas been wearin durags since at least the 50s and IG still can’t recognize it as a word. #racist lol

If we could get alc using EBT the country would be in trouble. tax dollars gone!

Getting back on Twitter is like learning to ride a bike again, while being stoned for the first time in your life. TikTok might as well be in Chinese. I am learning, though. Getting better.