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Franklins on me, Los Santos. Diamonds on me, no Thanos

Middle of the desert, no water
Joined March 2013
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Can we have a moment of silence for MAGA tonight?
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Schumer is an ineffectual do nothing politician who is constantly trying to reach across the aisle to find common ground with fascists. I don’t care if he practices Christianity, Islam, Judaism, or fucking Zoroastrianism, he needs to go and it has zero to do with him being jewish
SNL Weekend Update on El-Sayed and Schumer Colin Jost: If I had just gone through the campaign he did, I don't think my first move would be, "get rid of the Jewish guy"
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like season 1 was genuinely good but now you say "stranger things" and i think of this
it is just kind of crazy how hard stranger things 5 killed that shows legacy. feels like it went from a cultural titan to just That one thing with the stupid ending. maybe im in an echo chamber? but
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Less than a week after the midterms and I’m reminded why I fucking HATE DEMOCRATS. These people are absolutely useless!
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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BOYCOTT CASHAPP! Hey @CashApp you sponsored these rotten women on the VERY episode they mocked Charlie Kirk. Does Cashapp support the mocking of a murder victim?
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She was just a fan of his shit guys calm down. She’s just a comedy fan, it’s no big deal. who could forget such classics as his anti BLM “you might be Mike Brown” stand up set? Sam Hyde was always an unrepentant, unapologetic piece of shit and there’s no way you wouldn’t know
I KNEW WHO HE WAS BECAUSE I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A FUCKIN ALT RIGHT BIGOT
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Hakeem Jeffries really is just a good old fashioned moron. He lacks the ability to read the tenor of the country to an impressive degree. Yeah man, that historic blue wave was definitely because voters wanted bipartisan common ground with the fascists. Fucking Dipshit.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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It is time to ABOLISH ICE you useless mother fuckers!
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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You guys did it! You won the republicans the midterms by playing with dolls!
Anakin and Malfoid seem to be becoming symbols of the right-wing movement lately. But whether you see Malfoid as a political symbol, just enjoy the memes, or love creating Malfoid content, it doesn't matter. If you love Malfoid, you're always welcome to come hang out with us! teapaw.org/i/chat/group_join/g210…
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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People who believed the $5000 check lie are hands down the dumbest voting block in United States election history and I’m not joking
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T. apnews.com/article/trump-… pbs.org/newshour/polit… snopes.com/fact-check/tru…
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I am not here to tell you that Republicans have done a wonderful job. I am here to tell you that the Democrat Party has been fully captured by communists who want you dead and seek to destroy western civilization itself. Go vote against them. It’s the only choice.
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A literally Blue Tsunami last night and these people are still bitching about Hasan Piker
we should never see a Democrat campaign with Hasan Piker ever again
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Blitch retweeted
KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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Woke is back motherfucker #BlueTsunami
Holy crap… It really is a Blue tsunami, this is horrifying.
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Don’t ever disrespect the King and Queen of New England like this ever again
Laughable how poor the US LL Bean styling is compared to their Japan label.
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Haley Stevens: “and I wholeheartedly endorse this!”
Mike Rogers will sell Michigan out to Trump – from rubber stamping Trump’s erratic tariffs to supporting abortion bans.
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This is her life now. Good.
Haley Stevens gets heckled. She is called a traitor and the press conference ends as she is ushered away.
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