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Politicians yelled "AI moratorium" and wiped $2.5T off the board in 6 hours on Thursday.
They woke up Friday and were still millionaires.
Who took the hit?
🌪️ 62% of U.S. households (401ks/IRAs)
🌪️ 302,700 NM PERA & ERB members
🌪️ Working families climbing the first rung
Know the stock market events and the scoreboard:
📉 Pullback (5% loss): ~2x a year
📉 Correction (10%+ loss): ~every 18 mos
📉 Bear market (20%+ loss): ~every 5–6 yrs
This correction wasn't market-generated. It was politician-generated. Know when they make threats to growth, the markets immediately price in a drop which hits your account the same day. American innovation is bigger than their microphones. Stay on the ladder. 🎓🌶️
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Thank goodness New Mexico re-elected its DC delegation on Tuesday. Instead of wasting time on trivial things like our 33% poverty rates in McKinley and Socorro counties, they spent Friday afternoon bravely policing the White House Human Resources department. Because nothing lowers a grocery bill in Gallup faster than five politicians copy-pasting the word "architect" over a Chief of Staff most New Mexicans couldn't pick out of a lineup. #nmpol #NewMexico
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You’re probably tired of hearing about the election by now, and if you’re still bent about Tuesday’s results, we get it—but dwelling on it is unhealthy, so it’s time to get over it and look at the actual math.
This isn’t about finger-pointing or placing blame. Sometimes looking at an election through a different lens—and breaking it down into smaller, bite-sized data points—offers a little clarity that raw "wins and losses" miss.
We’re openly conservative here at New Mexico Madness, so you’ll always get our perspective, but you’re also going to get the hard facts from the receipt book.
If you aren’t into clicking links to read the full article, no worries—we dropped all 4 graphics from today’s piece in the replies below. They tell the whole story on their own. The goal is simply to inform, so feel free to grab them and share. #nmpol #newmexico
Full article if you want the deeper read:
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🚨 EDITOR'S UPDATE: On Sept. 24, we exposed that AG Raúl Torrez’s Medicaid Fraud unit ranked 50th in the nation—turning 331 investigations into just TWO convictions out of a $10.5B Medicaid program.
Just 3 weeks after we published this story, on Oct. 13, Torrez’s office hired a new paralegal—Angel Ramirez—who was reportedly placed right into the Medicaid Fraud unit (a detail Torrez's spokesperson refused to tell reporters this week).
16 days later, the DEA raided her home and seized 3 MILLION lethal doses of fentanyl, 9.7 lbs of heroin, $600K cash, and 29 guns.
Here’s a reminder of the AG's Medicaid Fraud record—and who his office hired while fake addiction clinics and cartels bilk taxpayers: #nmpol #NewMexico
Article link:
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AG Raúl Torrez just won reelection bragging about $25B Meta verdicts and investigating the DEA for letting fentanyl "walk".
The same day, the DEA raided his own paralegal’s bedroom and seized 3 MILLION doses of fentanyl, $600K cash, and 29 guns .
And the fallout is way bigger than one arrest:
💣 She worked in the Bernalillo County DA’s office (under Torrez & Sam Bregman) from 2013–2025
💣 Feds say she used "internal access to the justice system" to run a stash house
💣 24 hours later, a BCSO deputy already convicted of tipping off drug dealers was indicted in the 260-case DWI bribery ring
💣 Every drug & gun case she touched for 12 years is now a Brady time bomb for overturned convictions and $2M civil-rights payouts
The call is coming from inside the house. 🧵👇 #nmpol #newmexico
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How does the top law enforcement official in New Mexico miss this under his own roof? Dea just pulled off the largest fentanyl powder seizure in state history 43.7 kg of raw powder, 7.7 kg of pills, 4.4 kg of heroin, and 29 firearms inside of an Albuquerque home. The person arrested? A 45-year-old paralegal working directly inside Raul Torres’sNew Mexico Department of Justice.#NewMexico #DOJ #DEAbust #Unfiltered #FYP
📊 NEW MEXICO MIDTERM 2026 QUICK AUTOPSY: OUT-ORGANIZED, NOT OUTNUMBERED
Statewide margin for Governor: 104,519 votes (Haaland 57.2% – Hull 42.8%).
Now look at who stayed on the couch yesterday:
-207,000 registered Republicans didn't vote
-280,500 registered Independents didn't vote
-737,032 total registered voters stayed home
While half the state slept, Bernalillo (+61,968) and Santa Fe (+38,454) manufactured 96% of the entire statewide margin.
Quick breakdown on how the metro bubble buried rural New Mexico👇. #nmpol #newmexico
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🎙️ 10:30 PM MADNESS DESK WRAP-UP:
The calls are in, and New Mexico’s four-county metro bubble appears to have locked in another four years of status-quo.
Tonight’s Projected Winners:
Governor: Deb Haaland (D)
U.S. Senate: Ben Ray Luján (D)
U.S. House: Stansbury (NM-01), Vasquez (NM-02), and Leger Fernández (NM-03)
AG & SOS: Raúl Torrez (D) & Amanda López Askin (D) currently up.
Apparently, a majority of voters looked at dead-last school rankings and record crime and yelled, "Run it back!" 🤷♂️
With the 11:00 PM counting cutoff approaching, we’re shutting down the Election Desk for the night. We'll put together some analysis of actual numbers tomorrow. Get some sleep, NM! 🌶️📊
🚨 MADNESS ELECTION DESK — YOUR ELECTION NIGHT CHEAT SHEET (MST):
East Coast polls are already closed and fast-counting states like Florida, Georgia, Virginia, Ohio, and North Carolina are rapidly tabulating right now, with Pennsylvania, Texas, and Michigan right behind them. Expect major national House & Senate calls to start landing between 6:45 PM and 8:30 PM MST.
Here is how the rest of tonight plays out here in New Mexico once polls close at 7:00 PM:
✅ 7:05 PM – 7:30 PM (The Early-Vote Mirage): Counties upload their pre-tabulated early and absentee batches first. Since Dems banked 51.6% of the early vote vs. 31% for GOP, the first screen at 7:15 PM will look deep blue. Breathe—zero Election Day precincts are in that drop.
✅ 8:00 PM – 9:30 PM (Real Election Day Votes Hit): Rural counties (Chaves, Eddy, Lea, Otero, San Juan) and suburban centers start uploading today's in-person tabulator cards. This is where we see if today's GOP turnout and 330k+ Independents eat into the metro cushion.
✅ 9:30 PM – 10:45 PM (The Heavy Metro Waves): Bernalillo, Doña Ana, Sandoval, and Santa Fe drop their big Election Day batches. Statewide races and NM-02 either separate here or turn into a street fight.
✅ 11:00 PM Sharp (Mandatory Bedtime): By NM law, unfinished absentee counting must stop at 11:00 PM and wait until Wednesday morning.
Buckle up, New Mexico. 🌶️📊🛸 #nmpol
🎙️ 4:20 😎 UPDATE FROM THE NM MADNESS ELECTION DESK
Down in reality, parking lots and lines are reportedly packed across a number of counties and the 5:00 PM working-class commuter rush is about to hit statewide.
Quick reminders for the homestretch:
✅ Same-Day Voter Registration is active at polling sites right up until 7:00 PM.
✅ Get in line by 7:00 PM and your vote counts.
✅ Watch the clock tonight: State law mandates that absentee counting stops at 11:00 PM sharp to resume tomorrow—so brace yourself when the early-vote blue mirage starts fading at 10:59 PM and the plug gets pulled for the night.
Three hours left. Go run up the score. 🌶️📊 #nmpol
🚨 2:22 PM MADNESS ELECTION DESK — THE 330,000 WILDCARD
State media is already popping champagne over the Democrats' early-voting lead, but El Guia just pulled the raw Secretary of State file and found the number nobody in Santa Fe wants to talk about:
NM added 107K new Decline-to-State (Independent) voters since 2022. Independents now make up 28% of the entire electorate—nearly matching registered Republicans (30%).
Here’s the kicker: Only 18% of registered Independents voted early (75,607 ballots).
That means roughly 330K+ unaffiliated New Mexicans waited until today to either walk into a booth or stay on the couch.
Which leaves the Madness Election Desk with one burning statistical question for the afternoon:
Do 330K New Mexico Independents wake up today and say, "I really love record-shattering fentanyl overdoses, top-tier violent crime, and paying billions for the 50th-ranked public schools in America—give me four more years of that!" ...or are they quietly standing in line right now looking for an actual adult in the room? #nmpol
🚨 MIDDAY ELECTION ALERT: The New Mexico Madness Election Desk is reporting massive delays at polling locations in Albuquerque and Santa Fe. Apparently, lifelong @NMDEMS are staring at their ballots in a cold sweat—torn between accidentally improving schools and crime rates, or locking in another four years of rock-bottom rankings just for the nostalgia. #nmpol
New Mexico Madness retweeted
You're an anchor baby that hates New Mexicans and have always put Mexicans at the front of the line.
You lie about everything because you are a pathological liar.
You claim to support law enforcement when it is convenient yet you are on record calling for defunding the police in your own words, on tape.
The truth about your campaign is you disable all comments, have failed your constituents and lied about everything else just to get reelected.
You're a complete fraud that only shows up during election time to spew bullshit.
If you're not happy with the direction of NM vote for @cunninghamfornm
My final message before Election Day is simple: this campaign is for EVERY New Mexican who believes our neighbors deserve the dignity of building a good life right here at home.
For the past two years, working families have been squeezed by rising costs while this administration has made choices that leave too many people behind. A better future is possible. We can make life more affordable, protect what makes New Mexico home, and build a future where the next generation can thrive.
That’s what I’m fighting for, and that’s what this election is about. Tomorrow, we have the chance to make history. Let’s do it together, mi gente. Go vote!
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Listen to all of it !!!
I have always said the "cabal" wants this State because after working at the Legislature and watching hearings, the new bills, nothing changed. Cabal = Dem Commies. Explained well, here.
The four biggest excuses Democrats are using in New Mexico for 2026. High gas prices, broken healthcare, fake green energy jobs, and data center hypocrisy. I’m digging into the facts. Drop your thoughts below! #GasPrices #HealthcareCrisis #GreenEnergyScam #DataCenters #FYP
🚨 8:25 AM CALL: With zero votes counted, our Election Desk is calling New Mexico's metro corridor for the Dipsh!t Party. Our models show an early surge among catalytic converter thieves, face tats, gender fluidity, and people who think California is a blueprint instead of a warning label. #nmpol
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League of Leftwing Voters has lost all credibility. Add them to ACLU and SPLC on the ash heap of history.
