NUDMC

Can’t bring myself to enter the ballot for Newcastle v Arsenal. Normally a fixture I’m up for but it’s going to be a lamb stabbing with an awful atmosphere . Depressing. We can’t even blame FFP, we’ve spent, we’ve spent a load on 💩the last 2 years.

Any negativity towards PIF on here is disgraceful by the way. I don’t like losing Bruno, I loved Howe at his peak. This all pales in comparison to what would happen if they walked away. They gave us hope from nowhere. Stop giving them an excuse to sack it off. #nufc

Lads… England got knocked out the World Cup last night. Can nufc fans not just give it a few days before having a mental breakdown please for the love of god? I couldn’t give a shit if Villa have signed a player, stop being so emotional. #nufc

As an Englishman I would like to apologise to any fans of Norway and Mexico. The way we played the last 30 mins we may as well not have bothered. You played better football than Argentina we just shit ourselves and asked for it.

Fucking hell. The sheer volume of fans spamming my timeline wishing they were Villa, with their tongues up Emerys arse, looking for an opportunity to use it against Howe who beat 4 better teams on route it our trophy. Sad little freaks the lot of them. #NUFC

Whenever we beat City, Chelsea, Liverpool I don’t see much crying on my timeline. But fuck me my timeline has been Man U fans crying for 2 days straight. Not forcing a rivalry, don’t care about you, just move on that’s all I beg. Jesus Wept

How have we managed to create so much negativity in a couple of months after such a great season? Those in charge need to do something asap. While only friendlies, embarrassing ourselves on tour and making half-hearted bids. We need to sign someone that excites fans now #nufc

Cucurella is the most dislikable footballer of all time

Our online fanbase is so different to the Nufc fans I see everyday, everyone I know is calm, understands PSR and that we’ve been quoted unrealistic prices for our main targets. On here people want to sack the board and manager, mental. It’s only the start of July FFS #nufc #relax