Ffs someone’s RTed this. I’ve ended up watching it again. Ashley’s been gone years and I’m still angry all over again Rio Ferdinand - what a prick

Don’t think I’ll ever understand people’s desire to watch (often forced) rants from fans of other football clubs

“We’ll be back with Palace - Newcastle analysis after the break!” *clip of each goal, 15 seconds of palace manager post match interview* “And we’ll be back with a second go focusing on Michael Carrick after this ad break!”

“Tiele Tubbie” - incredible

If you look past the fact it’s a poor palace side that have struggled lately, and that we stunk the place out first half - it would be fair to say we are SO back. Absolutely massive. Probably get top 4 with ease

It wouldn’t be a grand Schar return without a fake/let’s pretend it’s kinda real head injury

Can only imagine that Matty Jaissle saw this

Palace - Newcastle easily a contender for consistently most boring football fixtures OAT

Don’t know if I’m quite ready for another matchday

Got a revolutionary idea that could completely change our fortunes this season - why don’t we actually try and score some goals

I take it back

Ridiculously glad that club football is back Lot of results went our way at the weekend, need to be capitalising on that tonight

Elliot Anderson I beg you never extend your contract Come home mate

2 or 3 bursts of “you cheating bastards, you know what you are” throughout the game and shouting “cheats” at a handful of passes in stoppage time when you’re already 3-0 down after weeks of shouts it would be an aggressive atmosphere lol

Anfield true to form with a quick boo then total silence after YNWA

Really hope Man City batter the fuck out of Liverpool here

Daniel Sturridge desperately fighting his case for being the biggest victim of the Man City stuff Painful to listen to

Give De Zerbi another £400m to spend I reckon

Quite funny thinking Tonali will be strolling about Harrods tomorrow with not a care in the world

Bruno with the worst knee slide in the history of the sport there