Bloke at work used this excuse regularly, turns out his Mrs was twatting him with frying pans and bouncing tins of beans off his his head 😂
I realised I could make my 10-month-old son laugh if I stuck that green toy to my head and then ripped it off. Did it solidly for about 5 minutes…then I looked in the mirror. Probably worth it for the giggles but I’m going to have to lay the make-up on thick tonight on @GBNEWS.
Naffanuel retweeted
Never forget Owen Jones saying
“Vulnerable white girls being targeted by British Pakistani grooming gangs” was “not true”
Never forget.
Naffanuel retweeted
This is purely so they can ban street auditors from documenting what's happened to UK cities.
How many frontlines has Peter Bleksley fought on that qualifies him to call others cowards?
A heated GB News debate between Peter Bleksley and @Alexarmstrong asked whether young people should go to war for Britain when the government has done nothing for them. I stand with Alex on this one. Why should anyone be expected to fight for a country that has failed them?.
Usually a big fan Peter but you were so far out of line yesterday, given you’ve spoke so clearly about the demonisation of younger Brits you expect us to go and die for the very same people demonising us.
I’ll defend this island if it’s here, not some frontline in Eastern Europe
Very happy to be on my way to @GBNEWS, where I will be a panellist on @Alexarmstrong Tonight, between 9pm and midnight. Do tune in…
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You can risk your life for this country, but you cannot wear a poppy to a pub.
That my friends... is the state of the UK.
The same UK that wants you to go fight Russia in 1000 days for 🤣 get f*cked you bunch of !diots.
#ukgovernment #wetherspoons #wtfishappening #unitethekingdom #shocking
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WTF is actually going on.
Met bodycam: officers opening parcels and pulling out box after box of banned machetes and zombie knives. You can hear them counting — 18 a box, then four boxes, five boxes. Their faces say it all. “Jesus Christ.”
These were being delivered to an 11-bedroom HMO in London. Not a warehouse. A residential address.
This is the absolute state of the country. Weapons like this shipping in and landing on ordinary streets while normal people are just trying to get on with their lives. We shouldn’t have to live like this.
Get this traitorous government out.
Vote @RupertLowe10 of @RestoreBritain
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“First terror attack in French history against a group of people targeted because of their skin and religion” ?
What about Bataclan? How is slaughtering people for being non-Muslims not a targeted terror attack based on skin colour and religion?
Macron says that today’s shooting in Trappes was aimed at migrants and the first terror attack in French history against a group of people targeted because of their skin and religion.
He is naturally lying as there have been several such Islamist attacks in France in recent years which were carried out against Jews or Christians.
- 2012, Mohammed Merah attacks a Jewish school in Toulouse and murders a rabbi and 3 kids
- 2015, Amedy Coulibaly murders 4 Jews at the Hypercacher kosher supermarket in Paris
- 2016, Adel Kermiche and Abdel Malik Petitjean storm a church in Normandy and murder the 85-year-old priest Jacques Hamel, by slitting his throat, and also critically wound an 86-year-old man.
2020, Brahim Aouissaoui storms a Catholic basilica in Nice and stabs 3 people to death.
Macron stated today:
“What happened today is a turning point. It is the first time there has been a terrorist act planned to kill our compatriots, our children, because of the color of their skin or their religion”
Naffanuel retweeted
It's been reported by the Telegraph that Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered Israel to support Argentina on the Falklands over Britain.
Why should Britain be expected to defend Israel's national interests if Israel's leadership refuses to respect ours?
Britain is not obliged to give any foreign government unconditional political or military support.
Our foreign policy should be guided by British interests, and British interests only - that is the Restore Britain position.
The Falkland Islands are British, and will remain British.
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It's been months that I keep saying Hitler was far left. Every time, thousands of clowns show up in my replies to give me history lessons.
So I made a video to answer all these low IQ takes at once.
Topic closed. Next.
What’s actually going on in Ukraine is that there is a massive incentive difference between the elites and the people.
The former have grown very rich off the hundreds of billions flowing to Ukraine, while the latter’s children are conscripted to die in trenches.
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Here’s why ISLAM not for you, most especially the WOMEN!
Female Muslim speaks out in tears and explains why she’s leaving for good.
ISLAM lied to us all.
Lies don’t last forever.
JESUS saves.
Naffanuel retweeted
It's great @MaajidNawaz is to get a show on @GBNEWS. Here on LBC he challenges a Muslim ☪️who wants Sharia Law.
"Do you aspire to a Sharia state that will criminalise & outlaw homosexuality & adultery?"
"Yes I do." For adultery stoning to death.
"You're worse than the BNP."
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🚨You couldn’t make this up if you tried.
Full UK driving licence in two hours.
Holding up the pass certificate like it’s a golden ticket.
Meanwhile the rest of us are sitting theory tests, paying £40+ for actual lessons, and waiting months for a test slot.
No chance she’s paid for proper tuition.
And the theory test? Must’ve been a real head-scratcher.
Just another shiny new car on the way, courtesy of the British taxpayer.
Handed out like there’s no tomorrow.


























