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Joined January 2011
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Forever in a rush to get home & do nothing but lay down.
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Always running his mouth 😂 @Trailblaze2Top is ready for more at #Polymarket #UFC334 [ LIVE NOV 14 at 9pmET on @ParamountPlus ]
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You wear weave no one cares
if you overly excited for gta6 you not my type of nigga at allll
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How many shows today are filmed in front of a live audience?
Matt LeBlanc interpretó a Joey durante diez temporadas de “Friends”, y más de una vez se le escapó la risa en plena escena. En la cuarta temporada, mientras Ross acusa a la stripper de robarle el anillo, LeBlanc se ríe y se esconde detrás de Matthew Perry para disimular. La toma se emitió tal cual y casi nadie se dio cuenta hasta que un fan lo destapó en 2016. En la sexta, Joey cruza Central Perk encorvado por una hernia. Perry estropeó tres tomas seguidas riéndose, contagió a LeBlanc y este acabó soltando un “Oh, come on!”. En la reunión de 2021 delató a Jennifer Aniston. Cada vez que Rachel se tapa la boca, es Aniston aguantando la risa. Y cuando Schwimmer aseguró que entre él y Aniston nunca pasó nada, LeBlanc fingió una tos con un “bullshit” camuflado. Aquí os dejo una colección de sus salidas de tono. Realmente no necesitan subtítulos para partirte de risa🤣
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im cryingggggg this is the best day of their lives 😭😭😭
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So much to be thankful for🥹❤️
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The reason I’ve stopped debating APC clowns is that, you listened to Buhari promise this in 2015. Then he promised it in 2019 again. Then Tinubu promised this in 2023. Now he’s promising it again. Does your brain not tell you that you are a big fool?
“We will provide you with stable electricity.” – Tinubu 😭😭😭😭😭
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because 9-5 is steady income. hate on it all you want but nothing sure pass say make you know say at soso time soso amount dey come board.
Nigerian parents like 9-5 jobs ehn 😭😭😭😭
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same country wey butterfly no dey again. una neva know the kind trouble wey we Dey in 😂😂😂😂
How come peeling yam doesn’t itch anymore? Is it fake?
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they’re better than me which is all that matters
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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Neither do I
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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I know a club that wishes to win 5 games in a row for over 3 years now
🚨🚨| Arsenal have now won FIVE games in a row in the Premier League. 🤩 ✅️ 1-0 vs. Hull City ✅️ 0-1 vs. Liverpool ✅️ 2-0 vs. Everton ✅️ 0-1 vs. Nottingham Forest ✅️ 2-1 vs. Leeds United
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At least City plays football the right way ♥️
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The smell of that back to back PL title ⏳🏆
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5 wins in a row, just like that @ManUtd
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The paradox of not liking to cook but still knowing how to cook. 🫠
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I am only just realising this post is supposed to be a jab at Imo state. This entire time, I thought you were trying to compliment the greenery in Owerri That view of Lagos looks like a post-apocalyptic country. Nobody who cares for their health, would pick that over Owerri.
The overhead view between imo & lagos state😳😂😂
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says the gender that takes their dicks out in public to pee anywhere in the streets.
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I fell in love with Cristiano Ronaldo during his Real Madrid days. I watched him score unbelievable long-range goals when people insisted he could only score tap-ins. I watched him top the Champions League assist charts when people called him selfish. I watched him score over 100 headed goals when people claimed he was nothing more than a penalty merchant. I watched him give his teammates their flowers after winning Portugal's first major international trophy when people accused him of making everything about himself. I watched assists become an increasingly important metric when Cristiano was dominating the goalscoring charts season after season and Messi needed another way to match his numbers. I witnessed broadcasters abandon La Liga coverage and turn their attention to Serie A following Cristiano's move to Italy. I watched La Liga's global appeal take a hit after his departure from Spain. I watched him win Ballon d'Or awards despite facing an establishment that often seemed determined to deny him the recognition he deserved. And perhaps most importantly, I witnessed how Cristiano Ronaldo's existence pushed Lionel Messi to become an even better player. Their rivalry elevated football to heights we may never witness again. There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo. Everywhere you went, you conquered. Everywhere you played, you made history. From Portugal to England. From England to Spain. From Spain to Italy. You conquered leagues, Europe and the world. You defied expectations, silenced critics, shattered records and turned the impossible into something millions of children dared to dream about. You inspired generations. You taught the world that talent may open doors, but discipline, sacrifice, resilience and an unbreakable belief in yourself can take you beyond imagination. Thank you for the memories, the inspiration and the privilege of witnessing your greatness. You weren't just part of football history, Cristiano. You were one of the reasons an entire generation fell in love with football. There will never be another like you. 🐐
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