Born-again Pagan. Banned broadcaster. Proud Mission School reject. Fighting the 2nd Scramble for Africa. Restoring Native Thought for Africa and all Humanity.

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So many books have been written about this. The plan is to kill local industry so that American and European companies can fill the gap. The global PR side was 'open your economies, globalisation is good' etc, the local enforcer was always World Bank & IMF. It started with the big commodities: grains, steel, cotton, coffee, and so on. Ultimately, once a country is entirely dependent on foreign manufacturing, it is much easier to control. All they would have to say is, “Do ‘x’ or else.” Again, Uganda is perhaps one of the few countries left in the world where a person can be cash poor but asset rich (not even our neighbours —Kenya — have it that good. In Kenya, if you're poor, you're POOR). The question was once raised: who is worse off, the middle-class American with a 30-year mortgage and student loans who is barely keeping up with expenses, or the African villager on his small plot with his two cows, whose farm provides enough food for his family? A boda guy once told me how happy he was to have completed his house and was now building small rentals. His income was supplemented by small farming he was doing in his village. You can count the places in the world where that is possible, even for middle-income folks. Apparently, we are on the fast track to becoming a developed nation, chasing the glitter of the first world and fashioning our once-beautiful spaces into soulless, knockoff high-rise jungles. Let us not be surprised when we get there and realize that it was all a smokescreen.
We now know what triggered the ban on charcoal use in Uganda,watch Hon.Muwanga Kivumbi break it down for you.
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Would you spray your farm with a chemical Europe has banned? 🤔 Many Ugandan farmers do, without knowing it. Of the 115 pesticide active ingredients registered in Uganda, 55 are highly hazardous, and most of those are not approved in the EU countries that export them ☠️ Only 31% of our farmers have ever been trained to handle them safely. Tomorrow, 22 October, the Agroecology Collaborative, convened by CEFROHT, hosts a National Dialogue on phasing out highly hazardous pesticides and launches the Joint National HHPs Strategy for Uganda 🌱 Safe food is a right ⚖️ #BanHHPs #Agroecology #WorldFoodDay #CefrohtUG
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Mashaba is a verified Moron
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"Buried deep in the social consciousness is how most Ugandans see Karamoja" leoafricareview.com/feature/…
VIDEO: How can we have such a toilet in Ntungamo, It's as if we are in Karamoja?.Minister @BalaamBarugahar disappointed after finding mud & wattle classes and toilets at Kyamurindirira Primary school in Ntungamo district.He has uncovered a loss of Sh5.9b paid to ghost staffs.
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Interesting historical fact I learned about today: Sun Yat-sen and his wife Soong Ching-ling, both legendary founding figures of modern China (Soong Ching-ling was Honorary Chairman of the PRC and Sun Yat-sen's portrait still goes up in Tiananmen Square on National Day), only spoke English to each other! This is because she spoke Shanghainese and he spoke Cantonese, which are mutually unintelligible. However they both spoke perfect English because they were both educated in English-speaking schools: Soong Ching-ling at Wesleyan College in Georgia, and Sun Yat-sen in Hawaii and in then-British Hong Kong. In fact, funnily enough, when Soong Ching-ling - on her deathbed in 1981 - was told of the Politburo’s decision to admit her to the Communist Party, it was announced to her first in Mandarin (which she never mastered) and then again in English so she would understand (thepaper.cn/newsDetail_forwa…). This all highlights how recent China’s linguistic unity is: it’s actually one of the country’s major achievements. China has had "one script" since the Qin dynasty, but "one pronunciation" is a very recent achievement - people from different regions often couldn’t understand each other when they spoke until the past few decades. To the point where even China’s "Father of the Nation" and "Mother of the Nation" couldn’t speak the national language to each other!
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Ladies and gentlemen this is a perfect description of colonial education system among the East African Communities 🇰🇪🇹🇿🇺🇬 The mullatos , afroarabs and indians get to express their identities through their hair while the African child gets to shave because it's 'untidy'
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When you meticulously trace the historical family tree of global mergers and corporate acquisitions, you will discover a terrifying reality. The massive multinational conglomerate behind your everyday household items like Dove, Knorr Maggi, Pepsodent, Sunlight, Close Up, and Vaseline is the direct corporate heir to the notorious Royal Niger Company. The Royal Niger Company is the exact private corporation that violently conquered, plundered, economically suffocated, and brutally subjugated the people of Nigeria using heavily armed gunboats, rapid-fire Maxim guns, mercenary militias, and scorched-earth tactics strictly for corporate profits. After bleeding the region dry, they casually sold the entire territory of Nigeria off like a cheap, used car to the British government for a paltry 865,000 pounds on January 1, 1900. The company surrendered its royal charter, and the British government officially took over the territory, creating the Northern and Southern Nigeria Protectorates, which were later amalgamated in 1914 by Lord Lugard. This is perhaps the most vivid and horrifying real-world example of how colonialism was never really about sovereign nations, planting flags, spreading civilization, or preaching religion. Colonialism itself was a ruthless corporate project that simply, seamlessly evolved into modern consumer capitalism. This is exactly why we cannot ever seriously talk about liberating Africa from the suffocating pangs of Western imperialism without first aggressively addressing the very economic foundation that sustains colonialism, which is global capitalism. In fact, I am more than convinced that the primary reason people usually do not see the similarity between capitalism and colonialism is because they make the naive mistake of thinking colonialism is merely about nations conquering nations to spread their culture, language, and religion. Simultaneously, they view capitalism through the highly sanitized, lobotomized lens of a harmless, voluntary, and mutually beneficial commerce between two corporate entities. This is actually a completely inaccurate analysis of the true nature of both colonialism and capitalism. Indeed, the colonial governors may have physically left Nigeria, and we definitely do have our own colorful national flags, written constitutions, bloated parliamentary systems, and independent military forces. Yet, the exact same extractive, parasitic economic system still exists. Today, even more raw resources, solid minerals, and financial wealth continue to flow completely uninterrupted to Western capitals than we ever witnessed in the past under direct colonial military occupation. The only structural difference with the extraction that exists today compared to the brutal form it took in the past is that it is no longer sustained by physical gunboats, brutal police crackdowns, forced manual labor, and the open repression of local communities. Today, this exact same extractive model manifests itself invisibly through corporate spreadsheets, extortionate debt servicing, IMF structural adjustment programs, currency devaluations, rigged trade tariffs, and predatory foreign direct investments. These deep historical and structural similarities between colonialism and capitalism are exactly why we must absolutely not fall into the intellectual trap of analyzing colonialism and neo-colonialism as if they are abstract concepts that exist in a vacuum. We cannot fight the symptoms while completely ignoring the very capitalist system that actively sustains, funds, and manages this brutal, ongoing subjugation and plunder of African wealth and resources.
Historically and structurally, it is practically impossible to separate modern capitalism from colonialism.
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Note: it’s the IMF man explaining its presence in Bank of Uganda HQ, not the Bank’s bosses. The wazungu moved in in May 1993, on the very day the new Bank of Uganda Act removing government control, was passed by NRA’s parliament (NRC). They’ve never left. They just rotate them.
IMF offices in Uganda are inside Bank of Uganda building. I struggle to understand why? This explanation here by Sebastian Walker – IMF resident representative – isn't sufficient at all. Is this the IMF practice everywhere?
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IMF offices in Uganda are inside Bank of Uganda building. I struggle to understand why? This explanation here by Sebastian Walker – IMF resident representative – isn't sufficient at all. Is this the IMF practice everywhere?
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To be truthful, the original nations that the British merged to form Uganda have gained very little from the union. Instead, it is the political class that has exploited Ugandan nationalism for personal gain, while neglecting the very regions that constitute the country. From Bunyoro to Busoga, Buganda to Ankole, Tooro, Acholi, Kigezi, West Nile, Lango, Teso, Bukedi, Rwenzori and Karamoja, the common person continues to struggle as a small group of politicians at the centre amass the benefits. This is the reason why no politician dares to table or even discuss the violated 1962 conditional agreement. They know very well that once power and true federalism are returned to those regions, they will lose the undue benefits they currently enjoy at the centre.
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Europe is richer than Uganda, with better facilities, infrastructure, institutions, and systems. That's why asylum seekers flock there. To tell a village mate who is poorer than you (Uganda) to receive an unwanted guest is extremely disrespectful, more so when you promise to pay for the relocation of that guest. CPM – at Kampala, Uganda
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BUGANDA’S INDEPENDENCE? 👀 Yes! On 8th October 1962, history unfolded at Bulange Mengo, one day before Uganda’s Independence. The Duke of Kent Prince Edward was received by Ssekabaka Edward Muteesa II as Buganda’s relationship with the British Protectorate entered a new chapter.
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Did you know! 64yrs back, Buganda Kingdom got it's independence from the Colonial rule, just a day before Uganda. What were you told about this day of 8th Oct 1962? What happened to the Federal system? Share in the comment Resource Centre at #EkisaakaateAt20 #Ekisaakate2027
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We fought ITMS while you were sleeping. #BangTheCabbage #NoApology #Wanyita
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Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug. You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form. You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages. You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution. You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis. You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from. Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.
How did school teach us about the Amazon so much & never once mention the Congo Basin? It's the world's largest tropical carbon sink. The planet is literally breathing through it & nobody thought we should know 😳
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Papa Chinweizu, author of ‘The West and the Rest of Us’ challenges us to upgrade Pan-Afrikanism for the 21st century and push for Black Victory.
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"We have been told that unless Europeans teach you, you haven't been taught" - #DrYosefBenJochannan #MasterTeacher ❤️💚🖤
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Most TV is just this now.
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This is how Afrikaners lived in the 1930s before the Carnegie Commission was established to address "The Poor White Problem in South Africa". Today they want to lecture us about BBBEE.
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This is not accurate. It was the communists (and trades unionists) who were rounded up first in Nazi Germany (and the communist party banned). Jews were rounded later, but laws against them were the initial form of oppression. The difference is actually historically important.
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