Gen 1965-81 birth. ❤️s drumming, music, swimming, cycling, boating, skiing, classic cars, VWs. Planner & Aerospace PM. ENFP-T #neurodivergent WA State native 🌋
Washington, USA
Joined September 2011
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“X” has been owned by Musk for about 4 years now. (Changed to “X” later, post-purchase).
Who thought the platform would have lasted? Has it remained more or less the same? Gotten worse? Improvements?
How many here in 2026 were in 2022 and prior?
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I mistook my son’s D&D app for a matchmaking app and now I have a coffee date scheduled with a half-human half-elven Druid who claims she’s working through some stuff and starting a bread-making business at farmer’s markets and knitting scarves for incarcerated women.
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A SNL skit that doesn’t exist: where Louis CK plays new hire at Claire’s to pierce ears.
Trainer: “So that’s the piercing station, you usually get about 10 a day. Can be lotsa trauma and tears. Oh! And paydays are Fridays…”
Louis: “we get PAID too??!!”
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@UnrealBluegrass please slip a word to your pal, Martin Short, that he needs to do a cameo on a cold open for @nbcsnl with his Katharine Hepburn impression - don’t change anything - but portraying RFK Jr.
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@DavidSpade just saw this skateboard clip from the 1987 Police Academy 4. And was surprised to see a very young Squire Spade as “Kyle, the skate punk”. Did you do any of the skate stunts personally?
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If this was an Oceans movie, the FIFA final would be the distraction when Brad Pitt and a Chinese contortionist are sliding into a vault 1000 feet below sea level.
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This should be an assignment for kids in history class: BEEF!
Select a beef to have with a historical figure and then write a series of factual disses based on the figure’s acts, beliefs, resultant societal impacts, etc.
The more obscure the figure, the more respect you get.
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Real talk. Why is crypto still so suppressed? I didn’t toss a bunch into it and I spread it out liberally, but it is overall 50% of what it was bought for.
What cowboys would say “buy-buy-buy” when it has continued to bounce its way down?
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30 years ago, 4 of us worked together in a role each weekend for several months for two to three years. In those 30 years since, I became the lone remaining person. I didn’t ask to be.
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Any federal politician:
• Bring back enforcement of emoluments rules.
• Investigate public officials investments and relationships to government contracts and procurement.
• Cease involvement in Middle East combat roles for US troops. Get them home!
• Restore VA funding cuts.
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Woah! One of the flies on the wall, pantheon member of #snl, movie star, and not @danacarvey, THEE @DavidSpade, MI born but AZ shaped him, will be at a local casino near me this summer!
What to wear, what to wear..?
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AI has nothing on my promo copy. I wonder how one gets to be a joke-writer for the #FlyontheWall guys? DM me #Spade.
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How we getting outta Iran if we have a POTUS and Congress who can’t even get the US outta debt?
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