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Neal Brown

@NealjBrown

Dad, Chef, Conservationist, Creeker, Ally. I’m only here to watch #Twitter burn to the ground.

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Joined March 2009
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Almost without exception, if you’re reading this, your quality of life is 90% better than the population of the earth. Meditate on that for a moment. Then do it again tomorrow and the next day...
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Culver’s is a decent burger, but I think it’s mostly because of their standard condiments are a bit different. That said, the crispy chicken sandwich is a disaster. I honestly cannot figure out why fast food can’t figure this out. It’s perplexing.
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Neither of which are actual pronouns.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk11 Dec 2022
My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
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#pacersgamenight Let’s go Blue!
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#restaurant Hot Tip- Reconsider the term “side work” in your restaurant. It diminishes the importance of those tasks. That term often includes some of the most detailed tasks we do in hospitality. It should be treated as such.
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I’m not celebrating someone losing their job, but I AM celebrating not having to turn the station from @1075thefan in the middle of every day. Big win for me.
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If Nembhard went 5th in the draft and you watched tonight’s game you’d wonder why he went so late. This is insane. He’s doing everything.
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Perspective. It’s what’s for dinner.
Pat Boylan Fever/Pacers (@PatBoylanPacers) profile picturePat Boylan Fever/Pacers@PatBoylanPacers6 Dec 2022
In the summer of 2017 Paul George requested a trade. Through numerous deals, the Pacers have now turned George into: Tyrese Haliburton Andrew Nembhard Buddy Hield 2023 1st Round Pick 2207 2nd Round Pick It’s almost hard to fathom how well that’s turned out.
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Can I turn it off now? I should right? This is my sign to go to bed isn’t it?
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Matty Ice reads your tweets. #Deepball
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I stumbled upon this official @NSAGov video and it’s absolutely BoNkErs. youtu.be/AnjLjIbeu8s
NSA Overview

NSA Overview

The National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) lea...

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I can’t tell who is important here anymore.
We know it’s your job to tweet, but we’d all be fine if you took the day off.
Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) profile pictureIndianapolis Colts
@Colts29 Nov 2022
RTDB.
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I didn’t know this was an argument but in order: 1. Collards 2. Turnips 3. Mustards This is the definitive Oder of greens.
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Sounds like a head coach to me.
Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) profile pictureIndianapolis Colts
@Colts14 Nov 2022
Any given Saturday.
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Winning is the best deodorant. #GoColts
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Live look at every #Colts fans emotional state.
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You’re damn right I’m back on Twitter for this @Colts game.
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Happy New Year! Health, love, friendship and peace of mind is what I hope for in 2022. And I hope the same for you. See you in 2023!
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The CDC asks that you don’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
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Just posted a photo @ Indianapolis, Indiana instagram.com/nealjbrown/p/C… – at Indianapolis, IN
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