We’re back.
NEAR’s been too quiet. Let’s make some noise.
Same roots. New energy.
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some memes earn a seal.
launch on nearpump.fun.
trade pump seal tokens on near.com.
it starts with an idea.
then the chat finds it.
then the curve fills.
your meme is next.
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let it cook.
the meme launchpad built for the NEAR trenches.
coming soon · nearpump.fun
launch. trade. graduate.
start on the bonding curve. buy and sell with NEAR.
hit the graduation target. keep trading in a native NEAR pool.
built for the NEAR trenches.
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the Pump Seal has to be earned.
every Pump Seal listing requires official review and approval.
community first. memes always.
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0% platform trading fees.
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Bridge to $NEAR ❤️
a lot of people have been asking me how to bridge to $NEAR
here’s the only guide you need
i found 3 methods:
- @rhea_finance
- @shardsmarket
- near(.)com
if the chain isn’t congested, rhea is the fastest option
you can move tokens from almost any chain to near in seconds
the only downside is that it’s not the most efficient route from sui
shards basically saved me when i first started using near
go to the bridge section and:
1. choose the chain you’re bridging from and the amount
2. add your sending wallet under “refund to”
3. send the exact amount to the address provided
4. wait for it to process, or paste the tx hash under “already sent” to speed it up
near(.)com works in a similar way, with a few extra steps
if it’s your first deposit, you’ll need to complete the one-time confidential deposit first
then:
1. deposit the token you want to use
2. go to home and select “swap”
3. select near
4. confirm the trade
once you find the method you prefer, repeating the process is pretty straightforward
for sui specifically, i’d use near(.)com
you can deposit directly into your account and swap into near pretty quickly
rhea also has a route through usdc, but most of the time i get:
“failed to broadcast sui transfer”
save this post, near trenches are gonna be on fire next week
the NEAR trenches are getting a new playground.
nearpump.fun is cooking.
the countdown starts now.
Fuck the hackers. They threw our launch off track, but we’re still building. Still here. Still with you. ❤️
Earlier today NEAR Intents services were stopped after a security incident was detected. The incident was caused by a bug in the Omni deposit and withdrawal infrastructure interaction with NEAR Intents smart contract.
The preliminary report indicates the total loss of approximately $3.8M. These funds will be compensated in full.
The contract-side vulnerability has been patched. The operations of the NEAR Intents and near(.)com are expected to resume within 1h.
Deposits and withdrawals on the following networks will remain unavailable for an additional ~12 hours while fixes to the Omni infrastructure are completed: BSC, Polygon, TON, Optimism, Avalanche, Stellar, Monad, LayerX, Adi, Scroll and Plasma.
In case users hold any assets from these chains inside NEAR Intents (for example, in HOT wallet or on near(.)com), they will be able to swap them into other assets once NEAR Intents is back up (in ~1h).
The incident has been reported to law enforcement, and we are working with security and blockchain analytics partners to trace the funds and pursue recovery. A detailed report will be shared publicly in the following days.
Big things are happening on NEAR.
The best damn meme launchpad is coming.
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