Fulltime neet

Joined March 2021
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Me going through all the *Translated from French* tweets today
Le Japonais qui s’introduit dans la maison de son patron avec l’intention de voler les culottes de sa fille, mais il surprend le boss en train de les enfiler.
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Le Japonais qui s’introduit dans la maison de son patron avec l’intention de voler les culottes de sa fille, mais il surprend le boss en train de les enfiler.
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"Congratulations! You got the job, we'll see you at 8am Monday morning."
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When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm
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Guess who took a massive shit on the manager’s desk? 🙂
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Manager: “I can smell the alcohol on you, are you really drunk at work? It's 9 am.” Me:
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Truth nuke
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It's just business
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"Enjoy your day off!" Me on my day off:
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Why are they like this?
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