Did somebody say….Just Neet?

It’s like being in a war zone tonight, worse than on actual Bonfire Night. Bore off with your effing mortar bombs now! #ffs

Nearly ran over a squirrel. He just froze in the middle of the road so I braked to let him get out of the way. If it had been dark it might have been a different story. 😬

Oh to have the confidence of someone who doesn’t have any legal training, doesn’t understand how the justice system works, doesn’t know that testimony is evidence, didn’t sit in court throughout the Brand trial…..yet still knows better than everyone involved in the case! 👌🏼

@EileenFindlay3 It’s arrived! I love it! Thank you so much for my unique, personally handcrafted coaster. 🤩👌🏼xx

I don’t mind pretty fireworks that whistle, fizzle and pop but why does anyone need those bastard ones that go off like a mortar bomb and you feel in your chest? #ffs

Blue is the colour of the day! How beautiful is that?

Such a good feeling to wake up to good news for a change. I am so happy for the US that it saw sense and acted upon it.👏🏻

Just watched the John Lewis Christmas advert and I think I must be living on another planet! The message I got from it was ‘If you have badly behaved, obnoxious, ungrateful grandkids just go out and buy them more stuff so that they’ll like you’. Shallow. No ta. 👎🏻

Such a perfect Autumn afternoon. 🍁🍂 Have a great evening x

Huge number of posts saying James Acaster ruined the show by confessing to being a traitor. Disagree, the show was doomed and tainted on day one when Richard said he was. #CelebrityTraitors

*Finally* they discuss the murder in plain sight. Why didn’t they scrutinise it much earlier? If Michael survives the night the traitors are toast. #CelebrityTraitors

Ooh good, been hoping for a jaw drop moment to liven it up.

What better way to announce publicly that you’re a shallow individual who has basic, immature values than this? #selfown on full display here. Ugh!

Dark at 5pm tonight, and that’s not going to change until ….. March 2027! Follow me for more cheery, motivational tweets. 😁

Clocks gone back you say? This better not cock up my food schedule!

I was losing interest in #CelebrityTraitorsUK because the faithfuls have been so useless but kept thinking that they’ll get there soon. Since they decided last night that the 3 actual traitors were the most trustworthy that’s not looking likely. Bring on a big twist to save it!

I may have “good veins” but I’m rubbish when it comes to bruising.

Harold. It even said so in the Lord’s Prayer…

Just tried to set up a ‘my voice is my password’ security check for an online banking account and managed to get a frog in my throat at the worst possible time. The Ai lady was very apologetic that she ‘didn’t quite get that’ and I ended up having to say it 9 times. 🤣

You’ve got to be completely out of touch to put out this tweet and think it will go down well.