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Negative Alpha

@NegativeAlp

Current L/S Analyst and Head of Macro - in the arena, trying things. Former Murray Bro. Not investment advice, just vibes. #RIPBroJs

 NYC
Joined November 2021
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Can you guys lmk what high-beta tech stocks are only down 40-70%, cause mine are down WAY more
James Chanos (@RealJimChanos) profile pictureJames Chanos
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I can’t shake the feeling that selling your high-beta tech stocks already down 40-70%, to buy low/no growth consumer names at 30-100x earnings…might not be so smart, either.
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Hi @CharlesSchwab please stop calling me, thank you!
Negative Alpha (@NegativeAlp) profile pictureNegative Alpha
@NegativeAlpOct 30
Hi @CharlesSchwab your Margin guy keeps calling me, can you tel him to stop please, thank you! I have no money
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*Overheard outside 9W 57* “you’re all being too negative - just keep marking up your privates” My brother I work at a public equity hedge fund, what privates 🥲
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RIP: 2024 - July 2026 RIP 2.0: August 2026 - November 2026
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Walleye closing? Anyone know whats happening or is this just FUD again...
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KOSPI doing so poorly hearing North Korea doesn't even want to invade anymore...
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Still can't believe the Democrats in Texas DEI'd a cripple dude - no class.
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Raising a small SPV, 4% / 40%. Will enable them via AI. DM if interested
Negative Alpha (@NegativeAlp) profile pictureNegative Alpha
@NegativeAlpNov 4
Happy to announce I’m leaving my hf seat to start rolling up (Somalian) day care centers. Trade the market in front of you folks - get that bag.
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I identify as POOR. Pronouns are now they/them GOT NO MONEY
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Happy to announce I’m leaving my hf seat to start rolling up (Somalian) day care centers. Trade the market in front of you folks - get that bag.
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Whatttt $SOXX up in the pre and Texas turned blue, who would've thought...
Negative Alpha (@NegativeAlp) profile pictureNegative Alpha
@NegativeAlpNov 3
Gut says absolute ripper post election regardless of who wins what, but no balls to buy anything. Can someone bully me into making some money this week? Okay with name calling
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Papi @GavinSBaker , you know what to do tomorrow. SOS
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This guy is going to have a lot of fun tomorrow. Can someone check in on him?
Newmoon Capital (@NewmoonCap) profile pictureNewmoon Capital@NewmoonCapOct 22
This fuy thinks $enr.de fundamentals are links to lab arr. Smart! Must be sniffing pig farts for power
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We've bankrupted the koreans.
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Now getting more texts from non-finance and finance friends with county level analysis from TX. Still mostly r*tards
Negative Alpha (@NegativeAlp) profile pictureNegative Alpha
@NegativeAlpOct 30
Getting more texts from my non-finance friends asking if they should buy $SOXX than my semi friends right now. 👀 Most likely signal is that I’m simply friends with mostly r*tards on both sides.
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I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in. I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people My name is Scott Strazik and I’m the CEO for $GEV. Please arrest me/force me to resign
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Maybe this is a hot take that gets me banned but maybe don't buy pets if you can't afford your own food?
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
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NYC is now offering free dog and cat food at 22 food pantries across all five boroughs to help families struggling with rising costs and prevent pets from being surrendered to shelters. 📷 Getty Images/ NYCMayor
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Gut says absolute ripper post election regardless of who wins what, but no balls to buy anything. Can someone bully me into making some money this week? Okay with name calling
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Semis dead?
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Blood bath for SM this week, hearing a lot of analysts looking to make a jump. Across all sizes. Pod shop HR Christmas came early - stay safe out there and remember, the draw down was your bosses fault, not because you picked shtty momentum stocks at 35x with no downside support owned by 8 other funds!
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