Self-consumed malcontent... So deep inside Soros’ pocket that I’m choking on lint...attended Cambridge Metropolitan Analytica #FBPE
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, CNN's Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten just HUMILIATED Donald Trump making clear that President Obama soars above him in terms of popularity with the American people. Retweet this to ensure every American sees Trump's worst nightmare come true.
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Trump claims he has brokered a peace agreement between Buzz Lightyear and the Emperor Zurg! Neither Lightyear nor Zurg were aware of any such agreement when approached for comment.
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The Nobel Peace Prize has gone to Navi Pillay for promoting international law, which is the politest way a Norwegian committee has ever told Donald Trump to fuck off.
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Last time I checked, hanging Temu Union flags on lampposts, painting roundabouts red & white, wearing a black nonce bonnet, terrorising anyone who looks a bit foreign and offensively chanting about dark-skinned people doesn’t make you patriotic. It makes you a twat.
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For a long time I have heard rumours of a secret affair @TiceRichard is having: cabloads of women. I have never believed it and still don't. If true, the Dubai government should investigate @IsabelOakeshott.
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The USA is a place with no healthcare, but 1000 billionaires.
At least 49 of those billionaires made all their money from Private Healthcare.
Perhaps you can connect the dots.
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How do Maga still condone Trump? What is the strategy for believing very obvious lies, how do they approach ignoring the corruption, the abuse of power, the rudeness & bullying? And what technique is used to endorse paedophilia?
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The biggest growth in Christianity seems to be amongst two groups, famous men charged with rape and violent racists who don’t like Muslims.
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The 300 “people” in your replies calling you a traitor because you don’t want to drown refugees
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Americans, you have ONE FUCKING job this November.
Fail and the world will hate you forever.
All of you.
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At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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It’s not often I say ‘good riddance’ when a public figure dies, but Liddle was a true force for corrupt immoral relativism. Never before had child sex abusers been championed in print by such an irresponsible gobshite. He was eventually compelled to deny that he was a paedophile.
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This info cant be retweeted enough
Quick geography lesson for the outrage machine.
Ceuta is a Spanish autonomous city that sits on the north coast of Africa and has a land border with Morocco.
It’s closer to Tangier than it is to mainland Spain.
Getting to the Iberian Peninsula means crossing the Strait of Gibraltar.
Calling a land crossing into Ceuta “migrants broke into Spain” without that context is… creative.
Robert Jenrick appears to have thrown the map away. 😂
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Is fucking Farage fucking finished?
Forgive me my language. It’s only a bit of fun.
Oh, please retweet etc.
Ta.
88%Yep, certainly is!
8%Nope, he ain’t
4%Couldn’t give a shit
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BREAKING: Labour's Bev Craig wins Greater Manchester mayoralty race
news.sky.com/story/politics-…
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