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The Shellman

@NeilShelley

I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.

 Bangkok
Joined December 2009
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A Bangkok fairytale
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Stylish Nonsense are great - first time to see them.
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@vintagemapstoreNov 5
New Zealand Isn't Next to Australia. See the Gap
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stuff.co.nz/world-news/36105… 🍕🤌
Italian chef sacked for not putting pineapple on pizza

Italian chef sacked for not putting pineapple on pizza

Kitchen row about controversial topping described as ‘an insult to his culture’.

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Red Bull Gives you wings theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
Driver who dragged cyclist under his car jailed for life for murder

Driver who dragged cyclist under his car jailed for life for murder

Simon Richardson hit Michael Mullins, dragged him for more than a mile under his Volvo XC90, and ran him over

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Well it waa a rather clear sunny day earlier
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I had "blackface incident" on this year's Thai news bingo card. Still holding out for a Nazi scandal
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The rather nice new controlled crossing in Rama IV also functions as a handy illegal U turn area for bikes
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The old hometown made the news
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Love the t shirt @OGKratom420 - thanks 🙏
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The intersection I hate the most - and the one I have to cross everyday
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เคยผ่านแยกพระโขนงกันมั้ยครับ ผมไม่เข้าใจว่าแยกนี้มันเป็นอะไร กฏหมายมันไม่มีในแยกนี้หรือตำรวจหลบเลี่ยงการปฏิบัติหน้าที่ มอไซต์ถึงได้ฝ่าไฟแดงกันเป็นประจำ ผ่านทีไรผมเจอทุกรอบ รอบนี้เจอหนักสุด นับได้ 6 ชิ้น ในหัวของไอ้ขยะเปียกพวกนี้มันคิดอะไรกันอยู่ เป็นที่สันดารตัวเองหรือมันเป็นกันทั้งตระกูล
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Suntory - nice
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Nice DJ line up and a nice crowd tonight at @OGKratom420 5th Anniversary Party
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Enjoying a fine spread at @OGKratom420 5th Anniversary party. The Larb bitterballen are multi textured globes of delight
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Enjoying a fine spread at @OGKratom420 5th Anniversary party. The Larb bitterballen are multi textured globes of delight
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Head in the clouds, feet on the ground
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Sukhumvit institutions
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Almost never see monitors just chilling right in the market, but I dare say this one and his ilk probably quite enjoying the current rainy season #YearOfTheHia
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Mostly above the waterline at my end of #phrakhanong but the end of Saengthip market near the Khlong is a tad damp, and completely out of kaprow! Plenty of people stocking up on eggs 🥚 too
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毎日タイ料理が続き、流石にボチボチ和食だなぁ〜と思い立ち、プラカノンの ＃うま食堂 さんに😁 【THE昭和】な定食居酒屋😆 お客さんの殆どがローカル🇹🇭の家族連れやカップルで、地元に完全に溶け込みながらも、懐かしい日本の雰囲気と味が楽しめて最高です😉 巨大なオムライスで大満足😋
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Everyone had to get off after we reversed back to Thong Lo - no one knows what’s going on 😜
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Good thing I’m not working today - the BTS train I’m on has been stuck between Thong Lo and Phrom Phong for 15 minutes now. - oh God we’re now going in reverse!
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Good thing I’m not working today - the BTS train I’m on has been stuck between Thong Lo and Phrom Phong for 15 minutes now. - oh God we’re now going in reverse!
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