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#1 official princess of Argyll & Bute. Promo Fo, Eurovision extraordinaire, and faux scientist. Best known for: not knowing who is Belen Esteban.

Glasgow/Oban/London
Joined January 2009
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I can’t wait to see how this turns out. 🤓
Stage construction for #EurovisionAsia 2026 has begun at the One Bangkok Forum. 📹 assaf_blecher
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Whoever is in charge of the playlist at Pret A Manger on Camden High Street is BLASTING the greatest hits of the 80’s it’s genuinely life saving work. Bravo. 🫡
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republicans can't make a hit song
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it is no nut november so i am not allowed to eat any cashews. this is so sad i think i’m going to jerk off to feel better
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I’m neurotypical and even I know it’s purple.
Neurodivergents what colour is November?
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They’re playing old episodes of Kardashians on ITV2 and it’s the episode where Kris gets the hip replacement surgery and I had to tap out man it is GRAPHIC. 😷
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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There hasn’t been a more wrong faithful in this whole franchise. Sealed his own fate right there at the end.
sabotaging his own game after he finally got the hang of it is the most james blunt move ever 😭 #celebritytraitors
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Sensational finish from this lad by the way. The twink who saved the day. 🙏
Hooray for our little queer superboy Bash! #CelebrityTraitors 🏳️‍🌈
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The thing about KY Kelly is that most drag race “villains” these days are all purely acting out for camera time but you can tell this woman is a genuine MENACE. 😭
KY outright trying to tell the judges that they’re wrong, I can’t believe it what I’m watching😭 #DragRaceUK
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Emma Marrone showed up to Eurovision in Copenhagen without a band for the live performance so the Danish broadcaster put together a local band to support her on stage and that band was Lighthouse X. 🫡
What Eurovision information that is unknown to the broader public do you know? I'm talking songs that were submitted to NFs but didn't make the final lineup, artists that progressed far in internal selections, etc. Spill your tea!
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Honestly this was the highlight of my life. 😭
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If this episode of Celebrity Traitors is shit it’s curtains for that show btw. 👀☝️
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Dear lord what a sad little life James.
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Oh come on Naya Thorn HAS to win Drag Race UK next week! 😭🇬🇧 #TeamNaya #DragRaceUK
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britani bateman is one of god’s strongest soldiers
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I had a colleague back in 2021 and when we would queen out together we would communicate full dialogue through exclusively using different notations of the word “girl”. 💁‍♀️
Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
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