A Compendium of Utopian Negation. Editor: Eric Jarosinski, Failed Intellectual (Emeritus).

New York, NY.
Joined January 2012
If you need me, I’ll be at bsky.app/profile/neinquarter… Wondering why.
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"Hell, in case you are wondering, is reading yourself over and over. That is the postmortem fate of all poets who end up there for many reasons, the most egregious of which is having troubled good people’s sleep with verses." Preview for my Selected Poems project. First reply
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"'Sanity' was born at the same time as language. It was a younger sibling of language that was needed for eons until its older kin put the quotes on it. It was a struggle for language to dominate its sibling, or even find a name for it." The fugitive of Sanity. First reply.
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"All ideologies promote a false cure for malaise: optimism. Communism even made optimism compulsory, creating societies where every human was ill at ease. That was equality." An addendum to a my favorite book. First reply.
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"The bartender hasn’t taken a shower in a year. He stinks. His name is Musk. And he doesn’t card anybody with cash for a beer." Satan, Hitler, Meta, Amazon and Anthropic Walk Into a Bar. First reply.
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"I had just gotten to the end of the street when I heard the little bookseller running and calling after me, 'Mister, mister...' I stopped. 'I can’t sell you that book, it’s my favorite.'" A tale of a walk. Today on my Substack.
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The brilliant Plamen Arnaudov has resurrected corpse.org A miracle!
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If you once enjoyed my essays on NPR in all their bemused critique of a much gentler U.S., you can now hear them again, reassessed with fresh commentary from the shipwreck of 2025 — every Saturday. Bonus savagery for paid subscribers: andreicodrescu.substack.com
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A gentle reminder to look on the bright side. And take note of how dark it has become.
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A beautiful day to change color. Fall gently to the ground. And make a charming little spectacle of your decay.
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Remember, friends, there’s no need to get dressed up for Halloween. Your true monster is on the inside. And anyone who loves you will know it.
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“It’s not the end of the world,” she said. “Unfortunately.”
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Signifying nothing. It’s harder than it looks.
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We regret to inform you about tomorrow. It’s another day.
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We regret to inform you that Twitter is losing its bird. But don’t worry. It will still be a cage.
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Please push 1 to be. Please push 2 not to be. Or simply hang up. To never have been at all.
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The bad news: reading this tweet will result in your being able to read one less tweet. This is, of course, also the good news.
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It was the best of times. It was the worst of terms and conditions.
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Belarus. A beautiful place to spend one’s prefenestration.
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