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Sydney Beveridge

@Nerdplay

Producer of radio, a kid, many haikus and occasional musings. Insta: https://teapaw.org/t.co/MgasLCxn4L Bluesky: https://teapaw.org/t.co/YkPN51ghjE

 Queens, NY
Joined March 2009
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,034 (11/9/26) School photographer, please say fart or “six seven.” No more fake smiles!
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,033 (11/9/26) Kid tattoos me thrice: dragon, dinosaur, and leaf. Temp badassery.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,032 (11/7/26) Love! Ice cream! Candy! Kid scrawls our grocery list. Just the essentials.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,031 (11/6/26) Dad, I’ll stick with you cuz I wanna learn so much more about desserts.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,030 (11/5/26) “Mom says, ‘Clean your room.’ The kid says ‘I don’t want to.’… I wrote your haiku.”
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Mom #Haiku No. 1029 (11/4/26) We drink lemonade over ice to beat the heat. But it’s November!?!?
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,028 (11/3/26) Hey, Mr. Deejay, I request “The Cleanup Song” know how to party. #thesingingwalrus
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,027 (11/2/26) Hard to steal candy when the kid knows subtraction. Math tricks save her treats. #Halloween
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,026 (11/1/26) Grapes dream of snack time as they sleep in our tote bag. Candy wins this day.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,025 (10/31/26) Dear Jaunty Headband, It’s time to whimsy this shit. Let’s go #Halloween!
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,024 (10/30/26) Cloaked in witchy garb, I chat Wharton ghost stories spooky book club fun. #EdithWharton
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Mom Haiku No. 1,022 (10/28/26) “Mom, what book is that?” We share “Hunt, Gather, Parent” meta read-along. @FoodieScience
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,023 (10/29/26) Kid, what do you think? Of all these parenting books? You should write us one.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,021 (10/27/26) Try to schedule moms. Hunt for undisturbed time slots. Maybe 5?…AM.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,020 (10/26/26) My early haikus tottered and toppled line- -breaks…Baby’s first verse.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,019 (10/25/26) Reread old haikus. Hear moms laugh at tiredness. That tracks; sip #coffee.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,018 (10/24/26) Recline in the dark cozy theater for three hours and stay awake…how?!?!
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,017 (10/23/26) Winter jacket puff hugs her in cozy warm fluff. Human squishy toy.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,016 (10/22/26) Get haiku ideas! Pause to research new kid socks. Ideas lost like socks.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,013 (10/19/26) I lose her #pizza. Cold scraps tumble to the ground, and so does my stock.
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,014 (10/20/26) Back to hugs and games with breaks to remind Mommy, “You lost my #pizza.”
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Mom #Haiku No. 1,015 (10/21/26) My new costume plan: Ghost of the Lost Pizza Box, lurking like her grudge. #halloween
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