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Shareholders, The NetNet Capital Management Treasury has exceeded a value of $29,000,000. Almost 90 days in, and we've delivered over 20 unique on-chain experiences, all with the sole goal of driving revenue to our treasury. The next 90 days to be far better than the former. More Soon.

Shareholders, In-app incentives are always so boring. Points for volume, a leaderboard, an airdrop at the end that everyone farms with the same wallet script. The reward is for doing what the app wanted you to do anyway, and you wait months to find out what it was worth. So we made one for losing, and you get it on the spot. $LOSE is minted when you lose money on NET LONG or on the FUTURES desk. Lose a dollar, get LOSE, in the same transaction that records the loss. It lands in your wallet as a normal token with a live pool. No lockup, no vesting, no claim page, no snapshot, no season. You can sell it before the position that earned it has finished closing. The mint rate decays with every dollar lost, so early losers get the most per dollar and later ones get less and less. Every transfer pays 5%. 2% burns $LOSE, 3% is sold for USDG and lands in the NetNet Treasury. More Soon.

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Shareholders, NET LONG is officially live. Long anything on Robinhood Chain with wsNET as margin. Your margin keeps rebasing while the position is open. Every fee the desk earns buys $NET and burns it. Good Luck, Don't $LOSE linktr.ee/netnetcap

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Shareholders, The NetNet Capital Management Treasury now holds over $28,000,000. We've steadily increased our $NET holding at these levels, purchasing ~4,200 $NET over the past week. We have strong conviction that buying $NET here is the best way to grow our assets sustainably for the next leg up. More Soon.

Shareholders, Week 4 of THE BOOK is graded and paid. The book has now seen 349.3 NET wagered through it, worth about $199,600 at the price when each bet was placed. Week 5 of no-loss wagering is now live! Good Luck, and, More Soon.

Shareholders, The latest NetNet Predict Market is now live. Will the NetNet Treasury surpass $29.19M by Sunday? These markets have done over $205,000 in volume since inception. More Soon. linktr.ee/netnetcap

THE BACKTEST A ghost made of printouts that replays your last ten seconds of movement and hits where you were, not where you are. Stand still and it finds you, keep moving and it never lands, and its body pays back every share it took.

GOLDEN HANDCUFFS A pair of brass cuffs the size of a desk that locks two associates together, and both take damage whenever they drift more than three metres apart. Its retention bonus pays stock to both only if both are standing when it dies.

THE PUMP A balloon tied to the launch pad that inflates for thirty seconds, and the chest beneath it grows with it until it pops on everyone standing in its shadow. Kill it early for a small chest, late for a large one, or too late and pay for your own greed.

THE INSIDER An intern in a corner booth who sells you a tip for NET, and the tip either doubles the next body's loot or marks you for THE REGULATOR. You cannot tell which until you leave the room.

THE LIQUIDATOR A tow clamp on two legs that repossesses your weapon the moment you drop under a quarter of your health and hangs it from its hook. Kill it and the weapon comes back with interest in shares, or buy it back later at Lost and Found.

THE CIRCUIT BREAKER A breaker box on legs that trips whenever the group's damage spikes past its limit, and a trip halts every ability in the room for ten seconds. Steady damage clears it and pays, while a burst rotation stands in the dark buying revives.

Shareholders, We wanted to provide an early look at some NetCorp enemies you will encounter early in your journey. THE WASH TRADER Two brokers in the same pinstripe swap places every time you hit one, and the one not holding the ticket heals the other. They only drop their shares if both die within five seconds, so a group that rests between them pays the stake for two.

Shareholders, The NetNet Capital Management Treasury has passed a value of $27,000,000. We are the largest holders of tokenized equities on @RobinhoodCrypto , and we are truly just getting started. More Soon.