NE Panhandle Weed Scientist. My hobbies include poorly maintaining a smallholding. Lay-Elder, Father to six, husband to @LorentLouise. @thelcms. Lucky man.
E of the Rockies W of the rest
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I drove by that last night on my way to middle school wrestling. I was trying to figure what I was seeing.
Your nine year old has an audition at Juliard? Well my five year old is a natural vaccumer.
Winco is the only store I have shopped at that routinely had people open carrying AK and AR style rifles. The bulk food selection really caters to the anti-government survalist patron.
My yearly reminder to my self that my dream job is running a store where I condition cast iron, oil leather boots, and sharpen knives as a service. I'm closed two months of the year, I'm open from 9 AM to 3 PM Monday through Friday, and it pays $175k a year.
Things my wife has screwed up in recent days that she should feel guilt for.
1. She made tarte tartin in my 100 year old Griswold, focing me to reseason it.
2. She drank all my pumpkin beer.
3. She didn't restock the humidor.
We had a party at my house Saturday. A friend brought over a 12 pack of pumpkin beer they left me it when they left. And it's literally the SNL Bill Burr skit.
It's the kind of beer that stays in your fridge for 15 months.
My wife just showed me photos her brother took. Lord have mercy. Pray for France.
The text my wife just got.
"Always remember, each of us always have thoughts, preferences, and opinions about sheep. But I tell everyone take all of that lightly and rely on your instincts, first and foremost."
My Five year old calls the trampoline the "jumpoline" since she was three, and I have been just calling it that as well because it's too cute to correct.
Anyone living in Wyoming would be curious about why Fremont County is ranked higher.
