Hockey has quickly taken over my life. Future Champion Teams I'm Investing In NOW 📈 Utah Mammoth/Vancouver Goldeneyes
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lowkey hilarious fight ngl. McCarron is so huge and has such a long reach that he basically just held O'Brien at arm's length for most of it, but good for O'Brien for rising to the challenge and landing a few good hits anyway.
My impression of the Wild vs Mammoth game last night as someone who unfortunately missed getting to watch it but has seen the discussions of it this morning
Nobody panics when you say you have a thing for a professional athlete, but when **I** say I have a thing for the backup goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs, well, then everyone loses their minds! 🤡
what kind of sick freak would say something crazy like "oooh, I can't wait to get home and watch St. Louis Blues hockey! It'll be so exciting and fun to witness!"
If I could think of one compliment to sell people on the Mammoth, it's "often down, but never out." Sure, they sometimes lose (and occasionally lose in embarrassing ways), but they have the team mentality to keep trying and trying to win even in the most hopeless games.
Do you think that other teams are starting to be warned to watch out for Yamamoto when they're preparing to play us? He may be on the 3rd line, but he's rapidly become one of our team's biggest all-around threats and a nightmare to play against.
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The best duos in the NHL. They are both active players who each contributed to the same goal scored by their team. In the second table, you'll probably be surprised to see who's in first place once I convert the standings to a per-game basis.
#JEDLIstats
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if my former team posted a highlight of me getting bullied by my former teammates like I’m a nerd getting thrown into the lockers in an 80s movie I would never show my face in public again but that’s just me
mammoth investor 🦣📈 retweeted
POSTGAME
“It’s hard to say. Both. I can’t pick one, so just going to say both of them.”
@utahmammoth Dmitri Simashev on which goal was his favorite: his first career goal or his game-winning, overtime goal
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WHAT A NIGHT FOR DMITRI SIMASHEV!!! 🤩
HIS FIRST CAREER GOAL AND THE @ENERGIZER OVERTIME WINNER!
I'm so scared this 3rd period will be a "watch this white boy do a backflip" period where they get excited and do too much and just fuck their shit up