The worst part of all was when one of my friends had to change his Skype account.. obsessed idiots thought it was me and kept harassing him

That video titled what annoys me. I think it's about time I update it.

And I don't like going on to them and seeing a dozen or so messages from people asking me if they can have an alarm from my collection.

Sorry to be so mean, I just have very little social media accounts on the internet where I am not frequently asked about fire alarm stuff.

Or in fact if you're an alarm collector in general, because some of you may not realize you are obsessed, don't even bother messaging me.

If you are an obsessed alarm collector, don't even bother trying to message me because I'm not going to answer.

Obsessed idiots. SMH.

Remember the tweet about using a 4030 as an alarm clock? I did that twice this week, except I set the timer to after my alarm clock so...

295 southbound accident account. Four... Because apparently nobody knows how to drive in winter.

Something super rare is coming soon. Don't be alarmed.

Hook this up to a timer and it becomes the ultimate alarm clock. Guaranteed you'll never oversleep again.

I'm alarming

@InertiaNetworks TFP is down... 173.254.238.133

Somebody in yesterday’s lifestream requested to see what rotary phones I have. So here they are.

Live Stream is up! youtube.com/watch?v=HK4tfcLF…

I am not dead.

Interstate 295 northbound is a parking lot between Yarmouth and Brunswick. Take route one

This is... the best thing Google has done in a long time. Google+ and YouTube are finally splitting up theverge.com/2015/7/27/90477… via @verge

#FireAlarm followers and collectors! I am selling stuff! docs.google.com/spreadsheets…

This is hilarious. adweek.com/adfreak/man-poses…