I’m at a wedding and a fully grey haired man asked me if I know where some cocaine is 👀😂😂😂👀😂😂😂

Are yall seeing the Dak Prescott I’ve been seeing for 5 years yet ?

The only man that can fuck your woman is the man your woman wants to fuck dummy

Good God Oregons QB might be dead did you see his legs twitching ?!

Steady talkin about dudes but yall women be the biggest “wyd warriors” good grief

I shot a 34 on a 28 par 3 course today so what’s up with some merch @EastsideGolf lol

FOMO

Good lord stunna Sandy has some WARLOCKS

The polish tool on gmail is fucking awesome

The older I get the more I understand why my OG said avoid women who smoke weed lol

I love Indian food, it just don’t love me

I’m turning into an absolute slut for an iced americo

2 of the best soccer players in the world are African immigrants

Erling Haaland got a fan today ! That Norseman is cold

Two things a Mexican gonna do in the sauna 1. Shadow box 2. Play music on speaker

I have no desire to go to Australia, it’s nothing but kangaroos big spiders & descendants of the WORST yt people Europe has created. Hard pass.

Stuck is such a bop

The top 5 most streamed songs in a single day are all made by Drake or directly about Drake that’s crazy lol

3 albums niggaaaaaaaaa! Fuck this I’m going to the gym

The higher the gas price the faster that bitch burn in your engine on God