Unfortunately for the competition, haters, and frauds (the Venn diagram for whom is a perfect circle), im cookin. #GoDawgs #FlyTogether #Duuuval

Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2011
It would shock some of you to know how many times in my life I've fucked around and not found a single thing out. #ClownBlood #VillainSZN
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The 1-loss SEC teams
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Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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Just a general PSA:
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“We just suffered our most embarrassing loss since 2019. Absolutely no one should set foot in a classroom for the rest of the season” Man I love this sport and app 🤣
This isn’t the time for #Georgia players to be going to class, and Kirby shouldn’t be celebrating academics.
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I wasn't going to drink this weekend, but John Anderson died.
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Got an ad for a Christmas Carol Cocktail Popup experience. That's stupid. I need 10-15 Busch lights and a Muppets Christmas Carol.
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increasing radius and age range on hinge because you’re not getting as good matches as you thought you would
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🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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He has to lead the league in arrogant ass throws
2 sick players doing sick things
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Who among us hasn't had a few cold beers and talked politics when we shouldn't have?
JUST IN: Indiana Democratic candidate Jamie West admits she drank “3 beers” before her viral TV interview.
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There exists no walkable city, no social events, no nightlife, no restaurant that would be worth living like this. You couldn't pay me to live like this.
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YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE POPTART BOWL
Final: BYU 28, Notre Dame 24.
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New sports betting strategy: place bets on players I'm playing against in fantasy football.
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I've been told by Alabama fans I can blame injuries, the refs and probably the universe for a loss.
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👋 CFB fans in Tuscaloosa, We saw what happened Saturday. The citizens of Fansville wanted to send a little something your way… Head to📍Rounders @ 1215 University Blvd, Tuscaloosa, AL 35401 tonight for some Dr Pepper on us (while supplies last)!
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What if we created a loot box system for the transfer portal. Teams can buy Bronze, Silver or Gold transfer boxes with 3 random players in it.
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The America you grew up in no longer exists
This generation will never how big a deal it was to see your team go to the Rose/Orange/Sugar/Fiesta Bowl was and that’s so fucking sad.
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Back to the Future The Mummy (1999) My Cousin Vinny
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: The Sandlot Inglourious Basterds My Cousin Vinny
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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