
Unfortunately for the competition, haters, and frauds (the Venn diagram for whom is a perfect circle), im cookin. #GoDawgs #FlyTogether #Duuuval
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It would shock some of you to know how many times in my life I've fucked around and not found a single thing out. #ClownBlood #VillainSZN
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“We just suffered our most embarrassing loss since 2019. Absolutely no one should set foot in a classroom for the rest of the season”
Man I love this sport and app 🤣
This isn’t the time for #Georgia players to be going to class, and Kirby shouldn’t be celebrating academics.
Got an ad for a Christmas Carol Cocktail Popup experience.
That's stupid.
I need 10-15 Busch lights and a Muppets Christmas Carol.
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increasing radius and age range on hinge because you’re not getting as good matches as you thought you would
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
There exists no walkable city, no social events, no nightlife, no restaurant that would be worth living like this.
You couldn't pay me to live like this.
What if we created a loot box system for the transfer portal.
Teams can buy Bronze, Silver or Gold transfer boxes with 3 random players in it.
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.































