Former @Eagles beat writer for @mcall and @BuffaloBills publisher for https://xitter.cf/t.co/9hwPF4mtet. Now just a retired blue guy in a red state. Sheetz over Wawa.

Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined September 2009
She’s actually being way too kind here, but we’re basically on the same page.
Hey @JDVance - Your drug addict abusive whore of a mom fucked a carousel of dudes you thought were your daddy, so you changed your name countless times throughout your fucked up adolescence thinking THAT time would surely be THE time one of those losers would love you, but it wasn’t and they didn’t. But instead of addressing or healing that trauma, you let it metastasize into hate. Into evil. Into some version of the name changing couch fucking weirdo you’ve been your whole life to run away from the pain you’re too weak and too pathetic to actually face.
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Keep it the Big 5 with Drexel. Then you have five legitimate teams inside the city limit (except for half of St. Joes). Who needs those elitists from the Main Line who have been disinterested since the days of Rollie?
In an ideal world, the Big 5 teams would play each other every season. History, tradition, rivalry, etc. But you have to ask and answer a legitimate question - "How does the Big 5 benefit Villanova?"
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When is Vic Fangio gonna throw a punch like Buddy Ryan? It’s only a matter of time. #Eagles
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It’s this way pretty much every year.
Forget 24 or 12, I don’t know if there are even 6 championship worthy College Football teams this year.
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Katie Zachariah’s first press conference was terrible but I’m sure that over time she’ll get much worse.
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There’s no “quite possibly” about it.
MAGA’s are quite possibly the dumbest motherfuckers in human history.
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Mike Evans checking to see who was talking to him might be the most GOAT’d thing I’ve ever seen
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Jake Elliott is worth more to #Eagles than Sirianni. He just should have disregarded that egregious order and kicked the goddamned thing deep anyway.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. The newly appointed WH Press Secretary thinks the abortion pill contains the same chemicals used in Nazi extermination camps. Katie Zacharia is gonna make Karoline Leavitt look like a Rhodes Scholar with a PhD in Advanced Truthology.🤡
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How are either of these head coaches still employed? I mean, idiocy reigns supreme. Whoever loses this game, the head coach ought to be fired. Same for the winning coach.
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Hey MAGAs, the offer still stands, if you pay me $2000 now I will give you my $5000 Trump check when it arrives. You can't beat that deal
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It’s a good move to get Nola the hell out of this game. But too much damage already done. #ringthebell
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PULL NOLA NOW!! For Christ’s sake!!
I wouldn’t let Nola go through this lineup even a second time in an elimination game. #ringthebell
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I wouldn’t let Nola go through this lineup even a second time in an elimination game. #ringthebell
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Nick Fierro retweeted
Vote in the comments! #DumbFuckSenatoroftheMonth
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LOL, well then you made a tragically poor life decision, son.
LeBron James’ goal in Philly is clear: ‘I didn’t leave my family to lose in the second round’ ebx.sh/GN9RCq
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Kind of looks like a Charlie Kirk wannabe.
This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Say what you will about President Trump but he has a very diverse group of followers. His followers include wealthy white racists, poor white racists, young white racists and old white racists.
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Hey, Truckers! -- Remember when diesel was so cheap under President Biden that you would caravan to DC,... waving your stupid Trump banners? How's that working out for you? 😛
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Nick Fierro retweeted
Exactly
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