Comedian/Photographer/Podcaster/Father/Fiance Instagram: @NickLarsonPhotography @NickLarsonComedy @JMOpodcast @SecretMinorities
Stockton, Ca
Joined December 2011
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Big Ed, from @90DayFiance looks like all the Impractical Jokers guys smashed together. @truTVjokers
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Album: recents
Thank you all for the laughs ✨
Check out what we’ve got going on this week ⬇️
🎤 Open Mic hosted by @MarcusMangham // Wed
🎤 @SirLanceWoods // Wed
🎤 @PhilMhanley // Thu-Sat
📸: @NickLarson85
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Highlights from Jordan Jensen’s shows ✨
Check out what what we’ve got coming up this week 👇
🎤 David Nihill: 3/19 & 3/20
🎤 Dressed to Kill: 3/20
🎤 Moses Storm: 3/21-23
🎤 Comedy Allstars: 3/22
🎤 Roast Battle Bay Area: 3/24
🎤 @tmurph: 3/24
📸 by @NickLarson85
To be fair #KattWilliams never said what kind of books he was reading to get to 3,000
My step-dad passed away when I was 16, and I've never met my biological father. If I had a 90s alternative band, it would be called Two Dads Down.
The worst part of working out is how you turn into a gawdamn fart factory. I'm up 200%. If my intestines were stocks, I'd be rich... Rich with farts.
My new favorite thing:
Watching ex cholos continue their prison workout routine at an actual gym. Fast paced with zero proper form 💪😎
You bought your 1 year old a rifle for his birthday? MFer that's for YOU! Just be honest, ya weirdo. Now, excuse me while I go gift wrap my baby's Playstation 5...
When my tall friends come in for a hug, I don't stand on my toes, I let them come down to my level... Actually, I get even lower. Try it next time, my fellow short kings. It's such a power move
New study links nose picking to increased risk of Dementia.
Unrelated question: Does anyone know how to stop picking their nose? Asking for a friend...
Asshole drivers be like, "Ooh, you got half a car length between you and the car ahead of you? Let me get up in there real quick..."
I wish I had HALF the confidence of this guy that just walked into the gym with a cherry blossom print shirt, pink shorts and yellow crocs.
"Let's take an episode of My 600lbs Life and make it even more sad and depressing than it already is. It'll be called The Whale."
Roseanne's set, on Fox, was like watching a new comic trying to be "edgy." The only funny part was her ridiculous Dukes of Hazard outfit.
They figured out how to put a Tupac hologram on stage but they still can't figure out how to keep a Bluetooth headset from cutting off when I go into another room.. TECHNOLOGY
