Assistant to the Regional Manager. Former writer for @CincyJungle and @LastWordOnCFB. Tweets are my own, obviously.

Lexington, KY
Joined June 2017
I have yet to watch the Bengals this year and think “this is a great defense,” yet all the data I’ve seen shows exactly that
The Bengals are the only team that's top 5 this season for sacks (21*) and run stuff rate (28.9%)... and they are FIRST in BOTH *tied for first
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This is a very college week in the NFL
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Admittedly, this wasn’t that bold of a prediction
So the loser of this game fires their HC, right?
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The folks in London are being treated to some very entertaining NFL games this year
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If we get Jake Bauers vs Jose Ramirez in the World Series, that might be enough to get me through the lockout
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Jameis Winston pumped faked 12 yards past the line of scrimmage. Gotta love Jameisball
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The Bengals get a W in the win column, but the fact that the Dolphins were an onside kick away from having an opportunity to tie is a moral defeat
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If I’m the Bengals’ DC, I’m putting 9 men in the box and selling out against the run. Make Malik Willis beat you through the air
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Kyle Whittingham is an #OhioState plant sent to bring down #Michigan.
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So the loser of this game fires their HC, right?
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Turns out that the best defense is offensive penalties
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I have spent hours thinking about what could have been if he’d grown up playing football instead of baseball
Another Cincy legend in Paycor Stadium.
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Ohio State has had an embarrassment of riches at WR, and Jeremiah Smith stands above them all
THE TRIPLE CROWN 👑 ✅
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You can’t spell “Underwood” without “under”
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There are other members of the media from Michigan that Ohio State has no issues with (Jake Butt, Desmond Howard, Rich Eisen). I’m sure the possibility that he got canned because is such a churlish oaf never occurred to him
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Based on the replies, I can easily see a scenario where Portnoy was losing Fox viewers
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I can’t help but wonder, are the Browns good? I don’t think so, I think the Steelers are bad. Which means the Bengals just lost to a bad team…
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