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Funny in these Twitter streets but Funnier IRL & On Stage in For Bookings Email [email protected]

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010
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SAVE THE DATE JULY 30TH MAKE SURE YOU WATCH, STREAM, SUPPORT MY DEBUT NICK ALEXANDER PRESENTS NICK ALEXANDER I PUT MYSELF ON!!! IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME, APPLE, GOOGLE PLAY, VIMEO, YOUTUBE & MORE OUTLETS AROUND THE WORLD 🌎 THANK YOU TO EVERYONE SUPPORTING ME
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Me with no costume showing up everywhere tonight late just for vibes
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Kingdoms is very underrated and funny but I really love Roscoe Jenkins it’s one of Martins best films and filled with comics that were hilarious Mike Epps, Cedric , Monique
You Can Only Pick One What You Watching? 👀🤔
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We love Ernie Johnson He’s a pillar of my tv watching experience
The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
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She only gotta find one guy Someone will
Lmaooooo women are delusional ain’t nobody marrying you
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We was def bumping Nelly in NY heavy Influence and Midwest Swag was unmatched it was different. 00’s Hip Hop can’t be discussed without his chapter
Nelly taps into who dominated hip-hop during a particular era and reflects on the moment he felt like he had ARRIVED! 🔥 Although he doesn't proclaim himself as the one who ran the game, his wife, @ashanti, has his back! 👀💯 Listen live ➡️ breakfastclubonline.com/list… or stream on @Netflix! 📺
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It’s over! It’s over! Knicks fans, this is not a dream! Your long, long wait has ended! Go ahead and cry! After 136 days, the Knicks have finally won an NBA game that counts once again!
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Back To LA I Go. Got A Bunch Of Stuff Going On This Go Round Let’s Do It All Ppl. Except Lunch Cuz That’s Hollywood Shit Lol Jk Yall Never Really Do That!! #Hollywood #LosAngeles #LA #Visit #Comedy
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Mitch Richmond will get you a bunch of buckets 🪣
Peja Stojakovic, DeAaron Fox and Chris Webber aren't available. Name a Sacramento Kings player, past or present
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Kevin Johnson!!
Devin Booker, Steve Nash and Charles Barkley aren't available. Name a Phoenix Suns player, past or present
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Nicki Minaj is fucking embarrassing as a Caribbean American and as a Jamaica Queens Native. I can’t condone her moves last few years and what she allows to transpire
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Karl Malone The Postman
Deron Williams, John Stockton and Donovan Mitchell aren't available. Name an Utah Jazz player, past or present.
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Clyde Drexler The Best Franchise Player Of Em All
Bill Walton, Brandon Roy and Damian Lillard aren't available. Name a Portland Trailblazers player, past or present.
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How I used to react to Knicks losses before a CHIP
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Bruce Brown helps teams win in the playoffs what has that kid done since being drafted respectfully?
Dalton Knecht is a great add for the Knicks He is also better than Bruce Brown
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Taking A Break From These Cruise Ships 🚢 Cuz I Been Having Too Much Fun As Of Late Lol 😂 This Thursday Come See Me @improvhouston 7PM Opening For My HMU For Guest List Tell Someone You Know In H Town To Pull Up!! #Houston #HTown #Improv #Jokes #Standup
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Trauma Bonding Goals Fr
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…
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Deathstroke has done a number on a few DC Heroes. A bigger threat you could argue is Anti Monitor , Reverse Flash
In the mount Rushmore of DC villains, who do you think is perfect for the fourth position?
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Knicks Are The Champs We Are The Best Team Now We Goin For The Repeat!! #NBA #NewYork #Champions #Knicks #Basketball
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Hoopsday has arrived. NBA basketball is back ⌛️
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0-0. STAY DESPERATE AT ALL TIMES
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