NickSilly 🥸

AI gave me a nice compliment today. 😄🙌🙏

Wow look at that! The Skins are coming back! Go pigs! 🐷

The Cowboys suck ass. But it could be worse. I could be a Redskins fan. #hashbrownSNF

If you want some inside information, the mob has big money on Jimmy T-Bone to win in Texas. But you didn’t hear that from me.

When I feed the dogs this morning it will be their penultimate meal of the day.

Just another reason Megan is such an amazing catch is the cute little insta-family she comes with. The MILF of all MILFS! Will be fun to see which @barstoolsports man she ends up with. 🤔 Probably not Pizza Man but who knows?

Happy Halloween!

Happy Birthday @MeganMakinMoney ! Have a great (and hopefully profitable) weekend!

Dolly loves you!

Was having a bit of difficulty digging into the bag so I poured a bunch in a ramekin. I’m getting the hang of this thing called life! 🙌🙏👍

Dolly has had enough sports today. Gn

Mavs won and Cowboys won so now I’ll try to finish Paper Moon. A cute old movie I’ve never seen.

Livvy is cute af, horribly obnoxious, and drinks the right beer. 🍻

Even @KeyAndPeele couldn’t make up a better name than DeMarvion Overshown #MNF

Nick Sirianni confused about how easy it is to beat the Cowboys defense. #MNF

Can we just pull the entire defensive unit and play the rest of the night with no defense? If nothing else, it would set the record for the biggest win in #MNF history for #flyeaglesfly They need it rn.

Look how progressive I am! #WNBAFinals in the 3-box! Beat that, @stoolpresidente (Ps I got the 5, Forever Young on Saturday. Pizza man knows what that means)

SPORTS EQUINOX! Go, Mavs, Boys, Brewers, and idk Oilers, I guess. #NBA 🏀 #MNF 🏈 #MLB ⚾️ #NHL 🥅

We have big head receivers and I think I’ve seen some big head d-backs. I wonder who will be the first big head QB? 🤔 #NFL