FPL addict • Lawyer • xG whisperer & memes peddler • The Arsenal • 🌎 Top 1% in last 6/7 seasons • Last 2 ranks: 22k & 50k

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Am still reeling over the sad news of @FPLLama one of good guys within the FPL community 😞 With that in mind I'm urging anyone struggling to reach out . There is always help available and I'm a qualified mental health first aider 💚 Please don't suffer in silence
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51 all out 🌍 723k ♻️ 619k ⬆️ The greatest miracle ever. Managed a green, despite my bog roll midfield mustering a gargantuan 2 pts. 😂
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If my inner demons spent a year brainstorming a disaster, they still couldn't have cooked up something this woeful.
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I miss FPL when there was a genuinely captaincy conundrum between Aguero, Kane & Salah. Teams would be split wide open opting for 2 premiums. Judging by how it’s gone so far, it’s only Haaland, Erling & Braut.
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Cole Palmer. More cards than points in the last 2. Semi premium wanker.
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I’d take 3 more blanks if he continues to perform like he did last night. Will I be frustrated by it ? You betcha but, all I want is my players to get chances. I know that eventually, I’ll win.
Three blanks in Morgan Gibbs-White's last three #FPL appearances... Are you staying patient with the Nottingham Forest midfielder?
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Happy Sir Morgan Gibbs-White Day !
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We signed Eriksen after he’d died & he was still more mobile than Tielemans ffs
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Rivalry aside, feel sorry for the lad. Whatever I saw of him, he looked solid. Poor chap has barely played 2000 mins since joining & has had his fair share of issues. Criminal of MUN board to not seek a back up when window was open.
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United are concerned that Benjamin Šeško faces a spell of up to FOUR MONTHS out of action. Sources close to Šeško remain hopeful his lay-off will not extend to February but are braced for a prolonged period off the pitch. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]
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90 all out. 🌍 1.69m ♻️ 674k Well that turned out much better than expected. Haaland hatty would have been lovely but, we take this.
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This. We have generally been fine most games but in 2-3 matches, the attacking play has been bog standard. Insipid. Stodgy. Genuinely think we goofed up not getting a LW in place of Martinelli, cause Eze is rubbish there. It’s a boon that the bench is great.
We got lucky today. Our defenders have won us a Premier League. We cannot keep relying on them. Zero shots on target at 75 min isnt good enough and Arteta knows that. Our attack needs to fix up and fast.
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Hawks for GW 7 🪶 Thiaw ♻️ Van Hecke Wissa ♻️ DCL © © © 𝗛𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 🌍 1.69m Just hoping that the Antichrist De Cuyper stops spamming silly points.
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There was a similar theme in 22/23 & 23/24 when the team scored 88 & 91 goals in the league. Almost 2.5 goals a game. Got no plaudits from rival fans / journos back then when, team was finishing 2nd. Sadly, people will only cling on to last season’s set pieces, due to the league win. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Arteta's Arsenal have a new trademark goal. Set pieces are out... and flowing passing moves are in. So far this season, #AFC have already scored five goals after a sequence of 10 passes (36% of all goals). Last season, it was just 10%. Is Wengerball back?! telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Hopping mad today 😡
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Peep the replies to Bruno’s price reveal. People thought 12m was a steal. Never gets tiring to see people pre-cum or go all hyperbole without knowing what lies ahead. 😂
The king of assists 👑 Bruno Fernandes is priced at... ⬇️

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🚨Correction: Sangare (BRE) is currently priced at 5.6m, not 5.0m
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‘Fixture proof’ is as preposterous a phrase as ‘absolutely essential’. There I said it.
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3 weeks to stare at these Tyneside Chuckle Brothers & rethink priorities of life. 🤧🥴
Good morning to everyone, except these 2 Newcastle FC swindlers. Next 2 GW’s to make their mark else, it’s the electric chair. ⚰️
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38 all out. 🌍 1.1m ♻️ 1.85m Welcome back my old friend, Ray Darrow.
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