Nik Boyle retweeted
Alejandro Garnacho has played a total of 61 minutes since joining Aston Villa, all from the bench, he hasn’t been picked for the matchday squad today again
“Chelsea or I don’t play”
Chelsea and you still won’t play, even for Villa, little wanker 👍🏻
That cretin James O’Brien performed a spectacular U-turn on LBC this morning. Having previously mocked American doomsday preppers mercilessly, he now apparently considers the very same behaviour perfectly rational, conveniently enough, now that Burnham is advocating it.
When a sanctimonious moron like O’Brien appoints himself the arbiter of rational thought, the sensible response is to treat his pronouncements with precisely the contempt they deserve. Few spectacles are quite so absurd as this man so utterly convinced of his own intellectual superiority, yet so spectacularly incapable of recognising the contradictions in his own arguments.
Naturally, he also managed to shoehorn Brexit, immigration and Boris Johnson into his vacuous little soliloquy. The man is incapable of discussing anything without returning to his usual obsessions. An insufferable, self-important moron.
Nik Boyle retweeted
Wow, this is an incredible opportunity for someone with ambition, a great business plan, but in need of some startup capital and a solid business partner. Hope you find the right project, Nik. 🥊🦩
£50,000. One entrepreneur. One business idea.
From 1 January 2027, I’m considering investing £50,000 in someone with a genuinely viable business idea.
Here’s the challenge:
You’ve got access to £50k in start-up capital. What business would you launch, how would you spend the money, who are your customers, and how would you make it profitable?
This is an equity investment, not a grant or a loan. In return for the capital, I’d expect a percentage ownership of the business, negotiated according to the strength of the proposal.
No buzzwords, fantasy valuations or get-rich-quick schemes. I want ambition, commercial realism and a sensible route to profitability.
This is a social experiment for now, but if the right person comes forward with the right idea, I’m genuinely open to investing.
£50,000 on the table. What’s your business idea, and what percentage would you offer an investor?
Go. 👇
Nik Boyle retweeted
Hi Nik, well explained above.
Question; we can't sack the playing staff obviously, so the Manager has to go. If it was your decision right now, who are you bringing in to replace MC and why? Not a trick question by the way, just interested in honest opinion.
Nothing quite exposes the tactical bankruptcy of your midfield like Glenn Hoddle suddenly sounding like Johan Cruyff delivering a masterclass.
I’m 50 next month and this is so true 🤣🤣
I now have the means to do all those things I wanted to in my 20’s but couldn’t afford.
Midlife crisis in-bound
Buckle up fuckers, here comes the sports car, double denim and frosted tips 🤣🤣
