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Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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i know it's not new but it really is wild to me that there's a private company that can just bug you to pay to skip TSA now
Exactly. You will think you're voting for something that means the opposite of what it logically seems to mean.
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Sorry, I fell asleep during your recipe’s origin story. Did the muffins make it?
There is no scientific data to back this up, but I think I stub my toes more than the average person. It’s like I forget I have feet.
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My love language is making people watch things I’ve already seen and staring at their reactions the entire time
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There’s something about Not Sleeping that makes me So Tired #ScienceTwt
Occasionally, he takes a break from pretending to know anything about politics to post hokey cringe shit.
Spacing out wondering if Belle and the Beast actually made it, or if she spent all of her time in the library and he made excuses to go chop wood just to get away from her.
Don't forget to leave a giant bowl of fentanyl out for the trick-or-treaters. They'll tp your house if you don't get them high.
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if wendy’s ever said a mean thing to me on the internet i’d call the army

















