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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Phambili with wuhluhwuh, PHAMBILI!!! ✊ ✊
Netflix’s ‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 5 has wrapped filming. The season will follow the romance between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling. (whats-on-netflix.com/news/br…)
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Our people are traumatized because they are forced to live under these conditions. The DAs best and greatest solution is to put all of this behind a wall. We need new leaders. End the DA chaos!
What a traumatic morning in Delft this morning. Some of these people reported for work despite this experience
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No real plan at addressing this issue just an apartheid wall, swart gevaar and posters condemning violence 🙂‍↔️.
We condemn the violence stemming from internal fights within the taxi industry in Cape Town. Our Cape Town Metro Police officers are maintaining a heightened presence around various high risk taxi ranks to protect commuters. The City will act to uphold the rule of law and support SAPS to hold violent criminals accountable. We will do whatever it takes to make communities safer.
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Honestly, how is this any different than that dynamic pricing Olivia Dean dragged Ticketmaster over?
Milk and cookies pre sale ticket prices are something
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Bathong! Now they want a promo code which they didn't send. What is happening ka @milkcookiesfest?
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Just had Halaal Kellogg’s All Bran Flakes with Halaal plain yoghurt!
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The reason you can do those things in SA is because it’s a secular state. When it was a Christian state under Apartheid both abortions & being LGBT+ were illegal. They’re illegal right now in Ghana, Uganda, and Tanzania which are majority Christian
And yet Christian women do abortions and yet there are gay Christians and we know them and alot of us have made peace it's their right to do those things in private, try all of these things in places Of Muslim majority countries, there is a high possibility you will die for it.
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Milk and Cookies bathong? Queue e eme. Bulang!
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You guys are annoyingly funny 😂😂
just made some halaal hibiscus tea
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MILK & COOKIES LET ME IN
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There is no indication that this queue is moving 😒
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The sarcastic rebuttals to the halal tweets are dusting me. I will be retweeting each one that comes up. 🤣
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Actually the halal certification only applies to that one cookie wearing a hijab (the red foil packet) 😚
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
May every bite bring you closer to Allah
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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Salaam, just ate toast from Blue Ribbon WHICH IS HALAAL with Rama WHICH IS ALSO HALAAL. Wallahi I'm going to wash it down with my HALAAL Oros and eat my HALAAL chocolate
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me when the bi guy with a taper fade, goatee and a hung dick tells me the earth is flat
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My slutty Pilates fit is now dry. I can't wait to look like the local village prostitute in tomorrow's class.
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Andre 3000 raps a QUADRUPLE entendre 🐐
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Noah Wyle has been announced as 2026 PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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