(un)reformed writer.

Joined January 2009
I’m not going to retweet the crass, tasteless and utterly cruel video Trump has made of him tussling with a tiger, but how the hell can any American look at that and think that he’s fit to sit in the Oval Office?
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Right, @Beathhigh, let’s see what you’ve got in store for me this time (oh, and belated happy pub day!)
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The fox and the hound…
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This cow is udderly knackered
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Don’t care what anyone says, this will always be Twitter…
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Coo you looking at?
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The writing in this week’s episode of Ted Lasso is just brilliant. Go watch it!
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Ah, the irony. Posted this this morning, only to get stung in garden this afternoon!
It’s gonna bee a good day
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It’s gonna bee a good day
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What the hell did I just watch?
Like a live Tom and Jerry
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Bah, ram, ewe…
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As evening views go, this isn’t half bad
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There is no judgement like beagle judgement (no, I don’t know what I’ve done wrong either)
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Neil Broadfoot retweeted
Who can figure out their game rules? 😅
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Someone’s taken an early cut on the week…
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I’m reading at a Noir at the Bar on the 25th, organised by the force of nature that is @vpeanuts, and I just looked up the venue. How cool is this place?! theworduk.org/
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I remember this moment when I cleared my folks’ place. I felt like I would never be done (my mum was a real hoarder) and then, one day I’m roaming around the house I grew up for the last time, my footsteps echoing through the emptiness. Utterly surreal
I'm currently sat in Mum & Dad's house for what will be the last time. There's literally nothing in it apart from the chair that's getting collected, the reason for me being here. It's an odd feeling, having not a single piece of either of them here.
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New book idea - new series, new characters - so that means a new notebook for ideas and character names. And yes, I am risking it with a fountain pen - which is not easy for a southpaw!
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