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If you voted blue, just know
you voted for
- Steak that's too juicy
- Lobster that's too buttery
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Iβm Abdul_ElSayed and Iβm fighting for emeralds out of politics, emeralds in your inventory, and golden apples for all
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Stripes do not concern themselves with the opinions of stars
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BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed is expected to require ALL Michigan Elementary school students to learn ARABIC numerals.
As a Jewish American I still support this 100%.
Dems won majority and less than a week later there is Yaoi in the government.
The world is healing β€οΈ
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The American people have made their voices heard.
The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of)
Let's get to work πΊπΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
ALT The 120th Congress will be the gayest Congress in American history.
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Holy shit Fox News just made the greatest promo for Hasan Iβve ever seen
Woke is back
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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10 YEARS AGO⦠A GORILLA WAS SHOT DEAD. A DEATH THAT CHANGED THE WORLD.
10 YEARS LATER⦠A MAN LIES DEAD. SHOT. A DEATH THAT CHANGED THE WORLD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE. THE FIRST LAW OF ALCHEMY.
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first black womanβ βfirst latinaβ βfirst openly gay manβ βfirst latinoβ βfirst black manβ βfirst muslimβ βfirst native americanβ βfirst trans womanβ βfirst Palestinianβ
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
