@Nodez_72

MAKE THE TIMELINE LAUGH, THINK, AND OCCASIONALLY LOSE ITS MIND WITH UNFILTERED THOUGHTS AND DANGEROUS OPINIONS BARCA/CITY

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Joined June 2026
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If your landlord increased rent by KSh 2,000 tomorrow, would you move or negotiate?
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MethoDman
@polo_kimanii1m
There was a rumour in the ground saying Kalonzo goes to statehouse every week at night with a numberplate-less car to get his 4 million so that he can keep on ‘bangaiza-ing’
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In the Q3 board meeting the CEO joked that I only had my seat because I was "easy on the eyes." Three men laughed. One looked at the floor. I asked permission to share my screen. He waved me on, still grinning.
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Sir Jay
@_PhyscoSins1h
This is a 2020 Mazda CX5. It runs on a 2.2L turbo diesel pushing 450Nm of torque. Let's talk about this torque, it's enough kupiga masafa bila struggle. Mileage iko 100 sausand and it comes with full leather seats to masaj you and forget miaka yako iliyoliwa na nzige. Bei nayo ni 3.1M, pia kuna ingine ya 2016 iko 4 mirrions, zote ni dithoro. Ni wewe uchague unataka gani. I also reccomend brake upgrades ukinunua hii mashin, 4 pot mbele na 2 pot nyuma. Call Kwirk fast 0702407201
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no go far
@m_oluwatimi1h
Apple really has a good business strategy. They made the iPhone use one port for both charging and wired earphones, knowing you’d go for Apple EarPods if you had the money. 😂😂
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So womem literally think blowjob can turn on a man
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Nomy
@Nomywzm1h
Blue tick or not Drop hello Let’s boost you
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mwandi@kijanayakilungu1h
some times people dont know how serious politics is
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Macute💗@Macute_645m
Wdym a WhatsApp group can actually be suspended!
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Xylo®@deri_regen36m
Niko hapa naskiza hio live interview ya Sifuna,nyinyi fellow unemployed mnapiga shughli gani
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JOloo JAMES
@oloojl1h
Some think it is an achievement.
Ja Leto
@_falsi1ke3h
Sooner or later you'll realize that having multiple women leads to nothing. It's just a waste of time and money.
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Oversleeping has always been my quietest cry for help. The moment I start sleeping through entire days, just know something inside me is carrying more than it can explain out loud.
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Can you sleep like this with your bestie without having sex? Don't lie be honest Yes or No ?
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To be honest, mtuambie mbona mko obsessed na maandamano, juu hizi issues mingi zinaezasolviwa without, actually, most huwa za court ama parliament. the only maandamano worthy issue huwa cost of living, juu hio hakuna place unaweza enda kupetition...
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Light♨️@_Light_5851m
Mnataka strike iishe mgraduate alafu mkuje huku nje kufanya nini na hakuna Kazi,, frauds nyinyi
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Kanyaga😂🤣
Daniel kinuthia@daniel_kin2929319h
Replying to @hood_guyy @weehmzeee
😂 😂 Gather your 5 followers, mkuje nawao. Manade!
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Kwani io mkono ingine Bado inagrow 😂💔
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it seems being a man is basically having to pay to be somebodys type
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Hope you're not looking down on anyone😏 Because life can go from 0-100 real quick.
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Breeder Lw akimaliza kuandika ngoma alafu apate hajataja wasupa wa Mirema🙃
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It's easy to say
𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇
@254_icon2h
Nimeacha pombe
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