i made a cupcake with strawberry lines. it’s a bit special.
#ouchtwt
i just checked my main’s notifs and someone replied to one of my tweets saying “you made me relapse” my bad😭😭😭???
i keep forgetting “mad” is “food” in my language so my heart drops every time my mom texts me “maaad” 😓😥
my dad just gave me a fucking scalpel and said “dont cut yourself, you’ll most likely need stitches if you do” HELLO?
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mfw when i’m about to cum but i hit the switch on the vibrator and it turns to that fuckass pulse mode NO ONE USES:





