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Paul

@NorbertNorbison

Comedy bore, stuck in the 90s.

Joined October 2012
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Anyone new to @johnsfurcoat but knows @timkeyperson and likes a pint should listen to lasties on @BBCSounds and prove it wasn't solely written for me. #taskmaster
Would love a ticket for #nomorejockeys - if anyone has a spare please let me know!
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@Schwarzenegger17 Mar 2022
I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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Guy opposite me on the train just ordered a sausage sandwich, opened it, applied brown sauce and then ate 3 of the half sausages neat. He's now eating the 4th on half on the roll like the worlds biggest canapé.
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Brilliant show from @TheNickHelm last night with #fuckfest to look forward to next week. Are we all doing Christmas jumpers?
As we get towards Christmas, just wondering @MattHighton if Ted Hastings could actually tell us the story of the nativity...?
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#lasties is everything I love.
Feeling pretty euphoric after an amazing gig watching @LotteryWinners last night. The perfect end to a perfect weekend. Thanks folks - come back soon.X
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Right in the fucking eye. RIP Sean.
Went to Sheffield to see @TheBluetones. They were in fine form and every moment was joyous. Drank with new friends until 2.00am - yep...First gig back after pando was truly a belter.
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Finally. My tickets for @LotteryWinners have arrived. I'm anticipating quite a show.
🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 If you’re sat next to the heater in a pub garden it is your DUTY to keep on top of the button pressing. Second it goes out - WHACK. Not up to the task, you don’t get to bask.
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A place for eating and NOT a place for fun @Lucypearman.
Guys, just having a moment about a night at @Justthetonic when @JohnnyVegasReal ended a show singing chirpy chirpy cheep cheep with @EricLampaert (vegas recreating a horrific night from his childhood). A magical comedy moment thats stayed with me for years.
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#nmjlive she's been played.
Simple things to make 2021 easier: 1. Turn ALL your coat hangers backwards so they hook outwards. When you wear something, put it back in normally so it hooks inwards. It will help you see what you do and don't wear and make it easier to purge unworn clothes.
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🧘‍♀️🛌📋| Top 5 tips for maintaining good mental health Here are five tips from Dr Radha Modgil, which may help if you are struggling with your mental health right now, especially if you are feeling anxious or worried around the latest Tier 4 announcement. Take a look 👇
BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) profile pictureBBC Newsbeat@BBCNewsbeat21 Dec 2020
Way back in lockdown one, we asked @DrRadhaModgil for tips on how to stay mentally healthy. We all probably need them more than ever right now! #MentalHealth #MentalHealthAdvice #Lockdown #Christmas
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Please look after each other. Thank you. #WorldMentalHealthDay
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Ohhh @PittCueCo this is chuffing awesome.
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Okay, it's one of my favourite shows and a massive influence, so here's The Young Ones intro recreated using only Stock Footage. #RikMayall
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