For all the shit talking women do about men, the actual reality on the other side of things is that (presupposing you have some depth that can be confused for a soul) your wildest dreams are something like: woman with a face that’s memorable who has, at times, half a personality
In 15 years I’ve only seen 1 vegan sign up for a wildlife conservation project, and he didn’t make it to lunch. All the locals that yammer on about the homeless never volunteer at the homeless shelter, but they’re always at the bar I go to afterwards, yammering about the homeless
Apparently the days when you could buy used high school band class instruments on the cheap are over. I just dropped nearly $2K on a trumpet, and that was after digging deep for hours to find a good deal
I've watched most of the episodes of Minimum Wage, trying to give it a chance to grow on me because I want to like something new, even if everyone i know thinks it's dumb. I guess I can see how someone else would like it. The homeschooled character is kind of endearing. But... no
The first clip I saw from that Minimum Wage show on Netflix made me think it would be bad. I want to like it. I've been wrong about all kinds of things I ended up loving. But this is awful, corny 'The Office-but-quirky' bullshit. Hoping by episode 4-5 I'll change my mind
Daily people carry super computers that access a good chunk of all the information in the world, with some effort to parse signal from noise, and still the rough mechanics of how aircraft fly (or fall) is still a mystery to the average person. Might as well be magic. Fucking grim
I don't know what the H in William H Macy should stand for, but it's not Hall. That somehow doesn't seem right to me
Lana Del Rey is pretty okay, I guess. I hadn't ever considered listening to any of her music so I had no opinion going in, other than being willing to humor the woman asking me to give it a chance. Not my thing really, but I get it.
Kind of like if a chick was Father John Misty
When the weather turns towards cold I get a little boozy. I’m not a big drinker so it isn’t very dramatic.
Just bought cigarettes after quitting for years, thinking having one would be a kick. Halfway through it: it tastes like ass and I’m bored with the act of smoking it
Dunning-Kruger is in full display today. At least it’s more amusing than the typical nonsense outrage cycle
No one will remember most any of this nonsense two weeks from now. Just like they don't remember the nonsense they were furiously writing debate thesises about two weeks ago.
We deserve whatever we get for collectively being simpletons that are this easy to manipulate
Re.. re… re… rest in p… p… pe… peace
‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports.
(tmz.com/2026/10/12/rj-mitte-…)
You can feel yourself incrementally dying inside every time you're exposed to women having a illogical, rambling conversation about a problem that would take ⅒ the amount of time and effort to just solve
The people who would love to put comedians in gulags if only the were remotely competent are probably going to tell you all what is and is not funny for at least another day or so
There's at least one person out there right now that has a story about the weirdest and/or most abrasive person they've ever met. It holds attention at work and kills at parties after a certain amount of drinks. And it's just you, in some random moment, doing a throwaway "thing"
Who encouraged you to make all the grave things a person can recognize about this life a light thing it's okay to weild for short-term gratification?
Because that's not you friend. That's nothing like you would do for a friend or be comfortable with them doing to you. It's shady
A lot of things as being a person confront me. Most of all is being expected to behave as though I'm the sole "aw shucks" unique individual point of consciousness that isn't both a unique Individual and also simultaneously effortlessly in contact with all consciousness itself
